Guruphiliac: Our Guru Will Turn You Into A Real Sex Dragon

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Our Guru Will Turn You Into A Real Sex Dragon

File under: The Siddhi of PR

Now that we've sold our soul for 2 cases of Guru energy drink per month, (it's just that good, people!), we're pleased to present this Guru video promo for your viewing enjoyment:

We're still lapping up the sweet, sweet irony of seeing the term "guru" juxaposed with "real sex dragon." The folks at GED are at the vanguard of a movement that will sweep up spiritual culture into full, pop-cultural bloom. You are looking at the future, sadhaks. The walls between what is profane and what is spiritual are slated to dissolve, soon.



At 1/21/2009 6:53 AM, Blogger gregory said...

agree with your walls dissolving meme .. spirituality has been, is being, commoditized ..

it's cool .. money is god

At 1/21/2009 8:40 AM, Blogger Steven Sashen said...

How could anyone complain if all things "spiritual" became more like episodes of Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show (from which this *must* have been inspired -- )

At 1/21/2009 11:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's no question, as per Gregory - spirituality is being both commoditized and trivialized in many quarters today.

At 1/21/2009 3:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it as good as Irn Bru?

At 1/21/2009 8:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commoditizing and trivializing are great marketing strategies for the Spirituality Guru business.
Most people don't like to think / do the hard work.
They want solutions that are easy to understand, doesn't require much effort, gives them hope and distracts them from their real problems.
like diet pills and spirituality, God, enlightenment.


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