Guruphiliac: 1000th Post! Crooked Christ Still Crooked

Friday, June 25, 2010

1000th Post! Crooked Christ Still Crooked

File under: Gurubusting, Satscams and The Siddhi of PR

[Ed.note: For those who care, this is the 1000th entry on this blog.]

Today, a Kaleshwar insider sent a revealing comment about this notorious satscammer:
Kaleshwar knows little humility himself anymore. Last year he told many of us that he has now achieved greater power than Kali herself.

He's praying upon those who are desperate to believe in something. His teachers will eventually relate to you that he, (or deferentially Shirdi Sai Baba), chose you to become a student through some divine knowledge of your soul's readiness… but really this is psychological warfare against your natural doubt.

You are meant to think... "What if he's right? What if I am special. I will miss something."

…and suddenly, you'll be spending another $1008.00 for a process, or a useless blessed trinket.
Wackadoo guru, scheming flimflam man, or both? Whichever, he's not worth your time, and most definitely not worth your money.

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At 6/25/2010 8:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

" For those who care " ?

Ofcourse I care very much ! Congratulations !!

You ( Jody ) Stuart , Chuck (ji) Betty , Darin , Ellen etc busted a hell of a lot of fear filled plaque from my brain. And stimulated uncluttered thinking .

I could go on further why I admire you and your blog .

Nevertheless , " Unheard Melodies
Are Indeed Sweeter ".

I particularly treasure a priceless gem of WISDOM tossed by Stuart which is as follows :-

" Whether a statement is true or false, helpful or harmful, has got nothing to do with who makes the statement, where it’s made, when it’s made, or how often it’s made. ……is nothing but an attempt to distract from reasoned discussion of the issue itself; it’s useful to recognize rhetorical tricks like that.”


At 6/26/2010 7:58 AM, Blogger CHUCK said...

This here is the furst time in my life (and I've been alive for a coon's age!), that yours truly has been accused of helpin to stimulate a feller's "uncluttered thinking"! If I had any hair left it would be fallin like hail in July!

You're sore welcome, podna!

At 6/26/2010 8:04 PM, Anonymous ellen said...

Well done, Jody.

I care too, you provide a much needed service here.

At 6/27/2010 4:32 AM, Anonymous Atlantic Blue said...

Not every seeker is free from seeking support. Most people will be threatened and feel abandoned if the guru is just to the point and washes off the hand of responsibility. You want gurus to behave like school teachers who work on timetables with a eye on the clock, who will disappear ahead of the students when the school final bell goes.

What most gurus offer is simple support system which reassures the very existence of a seeker, Any amount of money is worth paid for that. I am also sure its not easy to be the guru who hundreds of people look up to with a lot of imaginations and expectations all the time.

You are a loner perhaps crossed certain stages of fear and insecurity in life but it may not apply to everyone on earth. There is so mush pain and suffering that goes on, so even if the stories gurus weave are fantastic and illusory but it heals and bring life back to the hopeless minds that there is life ahead.

Hardly a guru can tell his woes but it appears the gurus exploit and enjoy that too. Where is compassion from our side to understand them? If a bunch of people find hope and happiness around a guru for whatever reason, why we want to screw it up ? What business we have to stick our neck there?

At 6/28/2010 6:58 AM, Anonymous dub said...

I agree with Anonymous.
"You ( Jody ) Stuart , Chuck (ji) Betty , Darin , Ellen etc busted a hell of a lot of fear filled plaque from my brain. And stimulated uncluttered thinking . "
Well said...

By looking at processes and copyrighted materials by Sri Sri and other GuRUs, I feel pity for Buddha, Sankara, Nagarjuna or even Jesus for that matter. They should have patented their unique knowledge. They lost the opportunity to make a few bucks. Can you believe it? They offered their knowledge for FREE. Poor guys!! Just imagine how much money Buddha would have made by now....

At 6/29/2010 12:07 AM, Blogger Global Purple Orchestra said...

H.H Chuckji !!!!

In these moments of blinding glory, hope his holiness do not abandon this ignorant self here, like all the maha gurus usually do.

As the idiom goes "it takes one smoked out disciple to turn a mule owner into a maha guru"

I still remain your humble self with my pot and lotso smoke..

At 6/30/2010 8:51 AM, Blogger CHUCK said...

My dear friend Semblance!

I believe you are referring to Shri Ramakrishna's famous statement that “One hemp smoker knows another.” In this case one jackass knows another, though we may be separated by thousands of miles of fouled water and a decade or two of years. I in my straw stetson with the top knocked out to let the sun burn the golden crown of my bald head and you with yore dignifried turban on, preparing to attend a royal wedding! You with yore beautiful and rebellious dark eyed womens wearin nothing underneath their silky saris and me pickin ticks off my mule wearin nothin at all, not even horse shoes.... You with yore milling crowds of chai wallas, middle aged galoots with henna in their hair, water buffalos in the middle of the road, leppers, scooters carryin whole families along with 12 foot long wooden ladders... me with just myself standin in cow plop in a tick filled pasture with my wife's little white lap dog and my old friend Da Free Jack, who aint said a word in neigh on to two years except to indicate he's hongry...

Through all this here space and distance of time I stretch my spotty right hand and my long right arm, (that all by itself must weigh at least 50 pound!), out to you my friend Semblance! You are more loyal than a mule by far, my friend, and more true!

At 6/30/2010 10:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh gawd, notice "no god", go get a room, shed, barracks, piles of hay, whatever mules and co do

At 6/30/2010 2:38 PM, Blogger CHUCK said...

Thank you kind sir or madam! Thank you kindly and much abliged!

At 8/11/2010 2:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santiago Dobles and Susan Carlson of Kundalini Awakening Process are another set of fake gurus who are minting money offering fake shaktipats.


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