Mickey Does Miss India

File under: Gurus Gettin' Some

Indian fitness and spirituality guru Mickey Mehta has found himself in the middle of the apsaras' heaven. As the official fitness and nutrition consultant for the Pond's Femina Miss India (PFMI) 2005 contest, Mickey is surrounded by some of the most beautiful women in the world. Mickey, apparently "a man of many hues," has been insuring that the contending queens are eating healthy, that is, satvically. But surrounded by so many of Kali's so very delectable manifestations, one wonders which side of the brahmacharya question Sri Mickey is on.