K-Fed Goes Chopra Over K-Bala

File under: Gurus to the Stars

We imagine the Kabbalah Centre's PR staff on full red alert with the news that the K-Fed is reading Deepak Chopra over Rabbi Berg. In these times of celebrity religion-mongering, you've got to hold on to what you got, or had in this case.

So now the K-Fed is on to enlightenment. We suppose it got started something like this:

Hey ya'll... what! Are you still playing X-Box! I thought I tol' you to read that damn book. What book? The Chopra book, bitch! Ain't no daddy of my baby gonna not be enlightened. Now get to reading and mediterating or whatever it is yer supposed to be doing.