Bless My Baby One More Time

File under: Gurus to the Stars

It's being reported all over the internets that Britney Spears may have found a new guru. Samundrala Krishna Ma Charyulu has opened up to the entertainment news media about Britney's recent visit to the Malibu Hindu temple where he is employed as a priest.

Britney brought her baby to be blessed there last week. While Samundrala claimed to not know who she was at the time, he's no doubt thrilled about it now. Perhaps already seeing his name in lights and dollars in his wallet, it also might help him to solidify his position at the temple, one that was threatened by a power struggle between him and the temple's board of directors back in the 90s.

Poor Britney appears to be grasping at anything she can reach to bring some semblance of meaning to her screwed up life. While we don't blame her for trying to bring order to the present disaster called her career, sucking up to power-hungry Hindu priests is probably not the best course of action at this point.

We feel she'd be much better off at a 10-day Vipassana retreat, sans any star-struck gurus whispering worthless "wisdom" for a chance to appear on Access Hollywood. The first demon she's got to face is herself. Only then will she be able to throw off that leech known as her husband and pull her life back into alignment with the Mahashakti's ongoing escapade known as modern pop culture.