Enlightennot
File under: Gurubusting and Satscams
What a way to wake up in the morning:
Enlightened beings have been very rare, who, upon initiating enlightenment in a seeker, can awaken him in such a way that he immediately experiences the highest state of Self Realization. The spiritual path of Akram Vignan founded by the Gnani Purush ‘Dada Bhagwan’ is a supreme path to the authentic experience of the Soul and Self realization which will lead to your ultimate liberation. Through this extremely powerful ceremony of enlightenment called ‘Gnan Vidhi’ from Deepakbhai, spiritual seekers throughout the world have been awakened and are experiencing the eternal bliss of the Soul in this very life time.Now that we've been ultimately liberated from last night's dinner, we'll (still) thank Guruphiliac big sister Durga for bringing the pathetic Duh-Duh Bhagwan to our attention.
Labels: Gurubusting, Satscams
posted by guruphiliac @ 11:02 AM
12 Comments:
oh i did it it was great now i am going to deeksha and this evening swami is giving discourse of shiva sutras and then if i get up early i can get to that amma you haven't heard of yet and get my new car wash business blessed.... she has a special business blessing ceremony for only $59.95 it's very powerful it's a good bargain dont ya think?
Jody a man who looks this much like a jack ass cannot and must not be all bad!
...he immediately experiences the highest state of Self Realization.
I keep on expecting that when these gurus claim or promise the "highest state" of yada yada, somebody's gotta ask the simple question, "'highest' according to WHOSE OPINION?"
Someday I'll learn to lower my expecations.
Stuart
http://stuart-randomthoughts.blogspot.com/
Chuckji, in that ripe age, with that jack ass grin, he is busy with some big bluff and keeps himself happy. Dont you think there is a lesson or two to learn?
Durgaji ! since when did you go on the hiding ? I thought you got awakened -when you slept in that library of yours-...
semblance s and orchestra said...
Chuckji, in that ripe age,... keeps himself happy. Dont you think there is a lesson or two to learn?
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I do take your meanin good buddy! With your golden weed fueled psychic vision you see me in my mule shed and know that, unlike Daddy Bhagwan, I do not go around smilin like a jackass eating cactus. I am a dour and sour pusssed son of a buck with the weight of a mule shed upon my sloping lard padded shoulders! Even if I was to smile like this here Godman, who could tell? You may have seen photos of the rich and overweighted widows in Palm Springs wearin their bikinis well into over-riped middle age. These gals are so fat you cannot see the bikini straps, or tell that they even have on any clothes, with all that self of theirs folded into and over itself! Same with me smilin... I could be grinin like a possum and who would know it, since my face folds over itself like a hound dogs!
But I do take your meanin and will strive mightily for my own happiness... I’m wishin all here a happy Thanksgivin Day on Thursday!
PS.... I’m thinkin Durga has long since deserted us!
Chuck,
How many times do you feel we need to be told that you are fat? Get a life fatso and leave us in peace. You talk like a red neck fool. I'm not sure who Dada Bhagwan is but whatever the man is selling you should buy some.
You talk like a red neck fool.
Chuckji's folksy wisdom blesses this place, with any and all mention of his bodily girth hereby enshrined as if it were the nectar of the gods. No amount of complaining will change this position, so if you don't like it, take yo' fat ass elsewhere before Sri Sri Da Free Jack kicks you into the next dimension.
Jody, I sure do appreciate your support of a fat friend, but the man or woman is right! Read what happened as a result of what this man-woman has said to yours truly in the comment section of the last nail in the burnin man coffin!
Jody said...if you don't like it, take yo' fat ass elsewhere before Sri Sri Da Free Jack kicks you into the next dimension.
I hear ya Jody but my ass is not fat. I will stick around and try to understand what you see in Chuck. For the time being all I can see is a steaming pile of horse shit.
anon, re chuck, it is a style, a personae, a literary contrivance, a voice, a method, a technique.... plus he weighs 300, kg or pounds, i forget which...
gross, to be sure, but his vehicle for this lifetime, what to do?
as to steaming piles...
gregory said... anon, re chuck, it is a style, a personae, a literary contrivance...
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Greg, this humble cowpoke says Thanky!, I think.... If I ever decide to crucify my fool self like those folks out in New Mexico, near where Jody lives do, I figure I can get up on the cross and nail my left hand but I'd have trouble with the right! Could I count on you for a little help at that point, Greg?!
At GP, Chuckji's comments are like biblical statements, his humor is like a tradition and getting to know him (with his pounds and kilos) fully is getting initiated at GP.
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