Guruphiliac: Swami Touts His Lack Of Brain Waves



Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Swami Touts His Lack Of Brain Waves

File under: The Siddhi of PR

Paramahamsa Sri Nithyananda, a 27-year-old swami on his 2005 world tour, has "astounded" a biofeedback specialist with his lack of brain activity. "The world is not going to believe this!" said the specialist and "leading researcher," Dr. William Collins.

Sure. Either that or conclude there's just not a lot going on up there.

Sri Nit [Ed.note: As we've just now dubbed him] appears to be presenting himself as a pastiche of Swami Vivekananda, Paramhansa Yogananda and our favorite hugging mommy surrogate, Ammachi. While his dashing good looks are more than enough to offset his potential lack of mental capacity, they may also end up his undoing. Such a handsome and virile young man may be tempted into dalliance, and then canoodling, which is one short step away from a full-blown guru sex scandal.

That possibility—along with the leading man qualities of Sri Nit [Ed.note: We wouldn't be surprised if he has his own makeup artist]—make him well worth watching. If he can get some traction with the satsang junkies, he definitely has a shot at the top ten. He could even be the first swami to cross over to the MTV generation. We'll know Sri Nit has made it after he makes his first cameo in a gangsta rap video.

44 Comments:

At 9/16/2005 9:22 PM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

It is very difficult to forgive someone for shitting in one's Cocoa Krispies.

 
At 8/15/2006 7:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had unexpected dharsan of Paramahamsa Nithyananda @ Bangalore airport which started a chain of so called coincidences in my life. I save the whole story for another day. This event experientially proves Art of Living motto "We don't believe in miracles, we depend on them". You see Jody; it is small mind in you that see Satgurus as different persons, but the Big mind in Satgurus are all the same which have been completely identified with the cosmic consciousness or primordial energy.

:-) Jai Gurudev :-)

 
At 8/15/2006 10:55 AM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

This event experientially proves Art of Living motto "We don't believe in miracles, we depend on them".

The only thing proven is that your perception of favorable coincidences appears to correspond with your contact with Nithyananda. There's another term for that: wishful thinking giving rise to a positive mental outlook.

You see Jody; it is small mind in you that see Satgurus as different persons,

It is the small mind in you that sees Satgurus as something more than just another person.

but the Big mind in Satgurus are all the same which have been completely identified with the cosmic consciousness or primordial energy.

And that's more of your small mind occupying itself with occluding nonsense about something you seem to know little about outside the myths you've grown up with.

 
At 9/22/2006 11:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi,

Recently I read two books of Sri Paramahamsa Nithyananda Swamiji's Dhyanapeetham( www.dhyanapeetham.org) books. One is a small story -- Parables of Sri Swamiji and other is 27 ways to reach master.
In small story book there is a story called lion and cub. End of that story there is a swamji's
quotation . " If you approach a enligthened master for truth , to tell the truth he will push you , hurt you, cajole you and even he may cheat you".
In 27 ways reach the master, he says that If you approach him for security he is going to throw into atmost insecurity .

He declares that he is enlightened master. By above his statements , it means he is accepting himself as a cheater. I have enough experiences with him to say that he is cheater. When It comes to truth , I never think he himself knows any truth.


Sekhar

 
At 12/29/2007 8:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

namaskar!
this swamiji is awesome. i wanna meet him!

 
At 9/16/2008 2:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Sawmi Para Gnath is fake. Look athsi website and see how money oriented it is. Look deep and you'll find a page where they are building single bedrooms for 1/2 million dollars each . C'mon I can rent a small one bedroom in Bangalore for $3 a night!

He has got a good talk and is charismaticlike Rajneesh Osho but he is just another pretty con, it's all about the money and a GOOD talk! He could be a politician!

 
At 9/26/2008 5:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

believe it or not..he organized a trip to Himalayas and whoever wanted to go was charged 5000 US DOLLARS. Can you believe that? Why is so much money needed in India? I wish these money minting fake sadhus get eradicated soon!

 
At 3/15/2009 9:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im trying to find out more about this Paramahamsa Nithyananda he is Guru to one of my friends son's. My friend is very concerned as his son is only 21 and is being made to work very hard for his Guru. They have sent him over to England to start up a business without proving him with money. They expect his parents to pay the Uni fees on the course they have choosen for him. He works hard and falls asleep at his computer a lot. He sees his Guru as having shown him the way and that his Guru has given this to him. This to my mind is not something someone gives to you it is within us all all we have to do is access it. Please if there is anyone out there who can give me more information on Paramahamsa Nithyananda Swamiji good or bad welcome I would be most appreciative.

 
At 4/28/2009 2:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suggest you take your son back immediately. Many people including myself are victims of this Swami. He is not a Satguru. You should seek Satguru's guidances about your son.

 
At 7/15/2009 10:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is a fraud guru.
See this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToLBY9VYhAY

 
At 8/23/2009 2:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The video you talk about at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToLBY9VYhAY has been removed. Youtube says "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Life Bliss Foundation . "

Alternatives...?

 
At 11/21/2009 4:39 AM, Anonymous durga said...

he is the great master....just experience the the inner bliss..!!!

 
At 3/02/2010 8:48 AM, Anonymous yogesh said...

sri sri nithyananda caught on sex scandle with a actress. your wont beleive unless you see the vid. it is not release in web but they had it on today's sun news. Too clear the streaming is. you may probably enjoy it also....

hear to any guru's speaches. dont indulge in it.

 
At 3/02/2010 9:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuckin Asshole, He was caught in a sex scandal with a tv actress... So much for preaching celibacy :)

 
At 3/02/2010 10:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inner bliss attainment through drug sex with a bitch?
ROFL. We are THE losers. So, all clever dishonest men can survive in India well, very well.
Castrate that petite g*ay before public.

 
At 3/02/2010 10:27 AM, Anonymous THE GOOD said...

@NITHAYANANDA DEVOTEES.....
he he he ha ha ha...
haaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
haaaaaaahhhhhhh
that was me laughing my fat asssss out...
thevidiya paiyan nithyananda...

SEE THIS VIDEO

http://fresh.cinesnacks.in/swamy-nithyananda-sex-scandal-video-with-tamil-actress-first-on-net.html

 
At 3/02/2010 10:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@DURGA

you too experieced his 'inner' bliss?

;)

like that girl on the video...
just kidding no offence...

you shouldnt believe those smooth talking bastards...

if you want something real and truthfull, seek bliss yourself...

 
At 3/02/2010 10:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://imvj.info/2010/03/swamy-nithyananda-scandal-video-affair.html

 
At 3/02/2010 10:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys.. want to know who the actress was?
Here's the link which is a cached page from Google search.
The actress herself reveals her identity...

http://74.125.153.132/search?q=cache:yjyDmX_Y9ScJ:www.charuonline.com/June2009/rasavatham.html+ragasudha+dhyanapeetam&cd=4&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=in

 
At 3/02/2010 11:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Video Available Hera
http://southcine.blogspot.com/2010/03/paramahamsa-nithyananda-sex-scandal.html

 
At 3/02/2010 11:47 AM, Blogger Nagarajan- Aswatha Rao- purushothama Rao said...

Namaskar, I am nagarajan tamilnadu, the video clip of nithyandha made all his followers as a fools. Very cheap thing by familier seer, We must follow the olden facts not with advertise oriented bakthi. Old is gold and all the glitters are gold,

 
At 3/02/2010 12:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what happened in dinakaran daily burnt case tha krishnan murder case dharmapuri bus burnt case same punishment will be given to nithiyananda

 
At 3/02/2010 12:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)))))))))) what a buit up for this asshole thevudiya payan....hahaha

 
At 3/02/2010 2:51 PM, Blogger honestt said...

many are abusing this guy as a bastard, but i feel the followers r the bastards. dont ever worship living beings in this world. the followers r ready to give their assholes when a sadhu talks to them. this guy nithyananda is a human being like u and me. all sadhus r human. even they get erection if they r healthy.

 
At 3/02/2010 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is he now?
Is it Raghasudha or Ranjitha?

 
At 3/02/2010 4:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nithyananda Sex Scandal | Nithyananda Sex Video - http://www.dinakaran.com/swamy1.asp

 
At 3/02/2010 8:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i used to be a follower, even went to his 3 month program last summer. the actress is Ranjitha. she was always by his side.

i am disgusted that i was a part of this.

 
At 3/03/2010 6:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is GOD.. his touch has healed Millions .. that Video is Fake,Morphing

 
At 3/03/2010 8:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Celebacy is not for Humanbeings.
Any body who preaches it will fall into the pit he digs. But what concerns me is the targeting of hindu saddus while overlooking the scandals of Christians. There are so many scandals involving christian leaders including many CSI Bishops.

 
At 3/03/2010 8:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ Suresh Babu Krishnamoorthy...I am sure you and your family experienced his inner bliss...you are such an AH...next time don't send your family to experience the inner bliss :D

@Ganesh...did you work as his P**P :p how about flesh flute??

 
At 3/03/2010 10:28 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Iam not a follower of Swamy Nithyananda and i hardly know him.But i personally think the whole controversy is rubbish and it is a deliberate attempt to defame swamyji by sun network.Only the sun network is telecasting the video.

 
At 3/03/2010 10:33 PM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

the whole controversy is rubbish

Not when you consider the fact he was claiming to be a sannyassi, having sex in secret while in orange robes. It was tremendously dishonest of him.

 
At 3/04/2010 12:59 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

There are many universal truths that were passed on by different messengers during different time periods. Hear the message. Take what you like, and leave the rest. Don't attach too much importance to the messenger. Nithyananda's human failings do not take away from the utility of many of his messages or meditation techniques.

 
At 3/04/2010 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i used to be a follower,AND have seen the actress Ranjithaalways by his side.

i am disgusted that i was a part of this and i feel ashamed to have followed such a cheap bastard.. the video is real. it is him in the video. his body language, scar on the rt arm everything.. dyanapeetam should stop bullshiting calling it a fake video.. i have burnt the chain with his photo which he gave me when i attended his meditation program.. im soo glad i saved myself and my family from this bastard.. i have been there i know. i am advising all the people who are following him to stop rite now before its too late.. if not ur friend or a family member can endup with him in bed instead of the actress.. he will burn in hell..

 
At 3/04/2010 9:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, all things associated with the fake swami (who made him swami anyway?) are now tainted, including meditation. That's one of the main crimes he has committed. The other being taking money from people who put their faith and trust in him. The good side is that maybe a lot of weak minds will wake up!

 
At 3/05/2010 12:48 AM, Anonymous nithya said...

http://nithyananda-scandal.blogspot.com

Full video and complete details

http://nithyananda-scandal.blogspot.com

Current updates...stay live..

http://nithyananda-scandal.blogspot.com

 
At 3/05/2010 9:31 AM, Blogger meswamy said...

lf dont see any wrong in what he hid my justifications here

http://meswamy.blogspot.com/2010/03/jai-nityananda-part-1.html

 
At 3/05/2010 9:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How sad to see fanatical and ignorant Hindu readers believing that all the so called godmen, a significant number of them are fake fraudmen who abuse the ignorant, illiterate and superstitious women( and men). Don’t the godmen get eroticism, sex-feelings, animal magnetism and lust when looking at beautiful, attractve and revealing women? Fire and cotton wool can not be kept close even if the real godmen pretentiously guarantee that the fire will never touch the cotton wool. The very concept of celibacy is a myth and a fraud in 99% of the cases. Hindu godmen are not gods ( many Hindu gods have displayed their eroticism much more vividly is a different story) They are ordinary sex motivated social animals There had been too many such stories recently where the Hindu godmen have turned out to be fraudmen and lewdly seducing womanizers and profligates when it comes to sensuality.
The most important thing is to realise that Hindu readers who attack non-Hindu religions in these forums should understand that the fraudmen (godmen) represent a tiny little and negligent part of Hinduism, so it is with all other religions. It is the same thing with terrorism, prostitution, anti-social crimes, burglary and so on. There are good and filthy people in all religions, races and nationalities. We have to judge these people by their acts not by their religions. Religions that teach celibacy are teaching unnatural and impossible doctrines. Fake monks’ and ‘pseudo Sadhus’, continue to practise their antics and let them take the innocent and superstitious masses for an immoral ride to satisfy their animal sensuality

 
At 3/07/2010 8:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree with Ganesh completely. For all informed and intelligent people, who seek to find truth and not mindlessly believe crap shown by Indian media, here are scientific proofs and research on Paramahamsa Nithyananda.

http://realfactsnithyananda.blogspot.com/

We need to stand tall and be lions, if we truely want to help ourselves.

 
At 3/07/2010 10:51 AM, Blogger Raajaananda Nithya said...

hello, there many things everyone must have heard, but all in all only Truth will preveil...

http://standup-for-nithyananda.blogspot.com/2010/03/why-so-much-focus-on-paramhamsa.html

this blog is about the Truth the media never shares...

 
At 3/07/2010 11:17 AM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

this blog is about the Truth

Very industrious product. Too bad that ship has sailed. Nithy's expansion is done. It's all he can do to hold on to those he's already hookwinked. But kudos to you for such a prolific output in such a short period of time. And the skewed poll is a very nice touch.

 
At 3/11/2010 8:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am not a follower of Nithyananda ...though I know someone who's in his ashram. Well, even after this incident he's unwilling to believe that it is true....and leave. He wants to dedicate his life to the swami's work - i find this surprising.

This guy is rather young (early 20's) and I've tried to put some sense into him. For every rational argument his response was I've been there I know what's happening, I've seen several instances of healing, I've undergone so much change ...you wouldn't understand.
Don't know if the so called swami has siddhis ...but my friend is totally sucked into the healing and "energy buzz, little sleep, slave away, doing good??" environment of the ashram.


He's unmoved even after reading other perspectives on the web.
Well, i've let it go thinking that everyone has the freedom to pick their poison in life ....

 
At 3/16/2010 11:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a more balanced discussion of this subject, including what everyone can learn from it here:

http://rahulbrown.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/what-the-paramahansa-nithyananda-scandal-can-teach-us-all/

Be sure to check to out the comments section for the videos released by Nithyananda's organization.

 
At 6/24/2017 10:16 PM, Blogger here there and everywhere said...

WHEN READING SOME OF YOUR COMMENTS I REALIZED SOMETHING THAT SHOCKED ME .IT IS VERY TRUE THAT PEOPLE BELIEVE LIES WITHOUT PROOF THE CASE OF SWAMIJI WAS AN ACTED OF 3 CONS AT WORK AND THEY HAVE MADE ATTEMPTS TO DEFAME ALOT OF PEOPLE AND IT SADDENS TO KNOW THAT HUMANITY CAN SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM AND NOT SEE JESUS THE SAME WAY OR THE POPE OR MUSLIMS OR ANYONE WHO CLAIMS GODLY POWERS THIS MAN SWAMIJI IS THE MAN WITH THE UNIVERSAL PLAN TO BRING TRUTH TO THE WORLD AND BY THEY HE CAN SEE THROUGH THE BULLSHIT AND HE CAN TELL WHEN YOU THE WRONG KIND OF INTENTIONS SO IF YOU HAVE MET HIM AND YOU DON'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE WARES GOLD OR BECAUSE OF HIS CLOTHES THEN YOU DO NOT NEED TO HAVE YOUR JUDGEMENTAL ASS WERE HE IS BECAUSE YOU WILL TAINT THE VERY ESSENCE OF HIS COMMUNITY AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE. SWAMIJI FEEDS KIDS AND HELPS PEOPLE WHAT HAS THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH AND CATHOLIC CHURCH BUT SELL THERE GOD LIKE A PROSTITUTE THE THERE BLINDED FOLLOWERS AND HOARD MONEY AND THE TRUTH FROM THERE FOLLOWERS. THERE IS MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHAT SWAMIJI DOES AND THE WRETCHED CHURCHES THAT CRULLEY ATTACK PEOPLE AND MAKE EVERY ONE IN WORLD BELIEVE THAT THERE BIBLES ARE THE TRUTH KNOWING THAT IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETE. I DEMAND YOU GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT AND SEEK YOUR TRUTH WITH FEAR AND TREMBLING BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO DEFILE ANY GOD WITHOUT PROOF

 

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