Dad Rescues Daughter From Sick Swami
File under: Gurus Doin' Time
Self-styled Indian "godman" Swami Jnana Chaitanya has been arrested for abusing his young British wife. Her father had been told that the 24-year-old Amanda Louis William was the Swami's wife from a past life, and if she didn't become his wife in this life, her whole family would go insane. What's more insane—and quite tragic—is that Ms. Willam's father actually fell for it.
Father and daughter are safely back together now. But we imagine it will take time (and like, a hundred shopping sprees) for them to get back on good terms with one another.