Guruphiliac: The New Moon Rises

Sunday, April 20, 2008

The New Moon Rises

File under: Gurubusting, The Siddhi of PR and Wackadoo Gurus

All hail the prince of America, the Reverend Hyung Jin Moon, who has risen to take his place as the new messiah, seeing as his dad just doesn't have what it takes, despite the fact millions actually believe he does – first and foremost – his loony-tunes self:
"I hope everyone helps him so that he may fulfil his duty as the successor of the True Parents," the 88-year-old founder said at an inauguration ceremony in Gapyeong, 40 kilometres (25 miles) east of Seoul, the FFWPU website said. The True Parents refer to the founder and his wife.
Yep, still crazy as an arctic loon in Tijuana.

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At 4/20/2008 6:23 PM, Blogger sattvicwarrior said...


At 4/20/2008 8:25 PM, Blogger Global Purple Orchestra said...

Tijuana springs profound memories, Jody ! I was not quite like the arctic loon, but certainly was lot like a tropical gyspy, two days of ecstasy and the rest of the week just raving mad. Who cares about the loony moon or moony loon ?

Whats your tijuana connexion jody?

At 4/21/2008 9:05 PM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

Whats your tijuana connexion jody?

I don't really have any. I've only been through there a couple of times. I've never really stopped. It's a war zone between drug gangs now. You'd have to pay me plenty and provide an armed escort to get me there now.

At 4/22/2008 1:08 PM, Blogger Peggy Burgess said...

his loony-tunes self: = crazy like a fox


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