Jeweler Guru Meditates To Riches

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Michael Hill is a celebrity jeweler and business guru in New Zealand who credits mantra meditation for all his success. As the Zales of Australia and New Zealand, Hill has amassed a mountain of money. So much that he plans to build his own golf course on one of his giant properties.

While we applaud Michael's winning ways, his meditation pitch sounds suspiciously like those out of Fairfield, Iowa. That is, until we read this:

He says he has three principles in life: one, meditate; two, exercise at least four times a week; three, get blood tests every two years and "tweak" anything that may crop up with a dose of vitamins.

Ok, now we get it. "Tweaking" and "vitamins." Having "tweaked"
on "vitamins" ourselves, we think we can now see how Michael gets "busy."