Guru Still Sucking Blood From MJ's Wounds
File under: Gurus Clockin' Dollars
Our favorite holy publicity leech continues to suck media exposure out of his alleged phone consultations with the beleaguered Michael Jackson. Spiritual guru and Hindu clairvoyant Deoki Nandan Shastri is still talking to the press, this time to the UK tabloid, The Sunday Mirror.
Way to work it, Deoki. Too bad he's such an old fart. Stick him in Prada mini and some Jimmy Choo pumps and he'd be a PoweR Girl to top all others. [Ed.note—That sounds fun!] Lizzie G. should replace PR wunderblunder Johnathan Cheban with this guy, immediately. He could be fine tuning the performance of all PoweR Girls, including Lizzie. First lesson: improving your personal media profile by fucking over your clients.
Oh...wait a minute. We believe Lizzie has already got something like that wired.
posted by guruphiliac @ 9:01 AM
3 Comments:
hi
i dont like any one talking about Deoki nandan Shastri like this way because he did not talk to media at all. i just called him this Sara Nuwar is wrong because she have no contact with him
your fucking media is bulshit they claim about people they dont know deoki nandan shastri never in his life have been out of india.
i am his Student i know him for 20 years
Govind Ram
A guru named Deoki Nandan Shastri is talking to the press. It may not be your guru, but it is someone claiming to be a guru using the same name.
So, that makes him fair game in my book.
If you've got a problem with that, take it up with the other Deoki Nandan Shastri.
He does take calls from the press on a number in India.
Plus his very close family and people working with him comment to the media when inquiries are made.
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