Japan's Supreme Court Greenlights Aum Execution

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Kazuaki Okazaki, former officer of the Aum Supreme Truth cult, recently had his death sentence confirmed by Japan's Supreme Court. Okazaki was convicted being an Aum hitman for killing four people before the subway attacks, including an anti-sect lawyer and his family.

Okazaki's claims of being under the "mind control" of Aum's leader, Shoko Asahara, are obviously false. Where are his diapers and mumbling incoherence? We fear this turning away from the methods of his preceptor is a mistake. One should not underestimate the benefits of diapers when trying to show the judges how much you have your shit together.