Madonna's Kabbalah Prop A Flop
File under: Satscams and The Siddhi of PR
Ever the strident Kabbalah pimpress, Madonna's follow-up to her successful Truth or Dare concert documentary has already flopped—before it's been released. The reason? Too much Kabbalahization.
Just like any other narcissistic fanatic, Madge thinks we will all practice her religion one day. So she's taken it upon herself to inform us all of its benefits, using her latest concert documentary as the vehicle for our enlightenment. The problem? Nobody cares about Madonna anymore, let alone whichever pop spiritual fad she's hooked on.
But it puts nary a dent into the continuing metastasis of the Kabbalah Centre, who have yet to reply to the poor Brookline Community Center for the Arts' requests for accommodation in their own building, now owned by the Centre.
We imagine the Rav is getting pretty fed-up of the blonde's ambitions to be the queen of Kabbalah, anyway. We hear he's got a special batch of evil eye energy brewing up just for the moment he decides he doesn't need her anymore. Madge would be well advised to keep a low profile. Her own over-exposure and that of her spiritual hobbies may be her undoing in a way much worse than any universally reviled vanity vehicle her husband can come up with.