The Rav's Now Rollin' In Vegas
File under: Satscams and The Siddhi of PR
Quicker than you can say Dadei Behema, the Rav transforms from evil destroyer of community art centers to fly pimp rolling on his corners, and his string includes some of the biggest names in showbiz. They're all out there right now prostituting themselves for the Rav's newest offer of wisdom, the Kabbalah Energy Drink.
And so is a bus in Las Vegas. We're stunned—in a 3-Taser shot to the groin sort of way—by the deeply spiritual significance of it all.
We hear Ashton is pulling the most tricks. It must be those latex thigh-highs with snakeskin boots and mini ensemble the Rav's got him wearing. We guess it's true when they say that pretty boys make prettier girls, especially when those girls are pushing 50.