Sweet Teen Gone Sour

File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong

19-year-old South African teen Diane McMillan is still in the grabbing hands of her 58-year-old "daddy", that drunky, punky sex monkey, Amadon Amadon (aka Steve Arden.)

Steve began his online seduction of Diane when she was only 15 and he was near 55. When she turned 18, he helped her escape from South Africa to the Oregon compound of his Living Love Fellowship cult, and now the poor girl thinks she is happily married to the loser.

The McMillans have conceded defeat and have no known further plans to retrieve their daughter. Their one visit last year ended badly when Amadon began playing passive-aggressive power games with them. It makes perfect sense to us. The poor dude is so desperate to have power over someone that he marries teen-age girls! We imagine he also likes pulling the wings off of flies as a pick-me-up when he feels the world spinning out of his control, which is probably every time he's hungover and right before he guzzles down that first double wake-up scotch.