Guru Nibbles

File under: Satscams and Hands Where They Don't Belong

• "Enlightenment" harridan Nirmala Devi's Sahaha Yoga organization has won a court case against a Belgian government cult observatory for not being "objective" in its reporting. We guess the court hadn't caught wind of the myriad claims of misconduct against the nasty lady and her fascist yoga operation, not to mention the fact that what she claims to be self-realization is nothing more than a ruse designed to suck people into her orbit.

• Sai Baba devotees in Fort Wayne, Indiana have turned up in the news there as "unsung" heroes. Too bad the reporter on the story failed to do his job and mention the U.S. State Department warning against their kid-diddling avatard leader:

U.S. citizens should be aware that there have been unconfirmed reports of inappropriate sexual behavior by a prominent local religious leader at an ashram or religious retreat located in Andhra Pradesh. Most of the reports indicate that the subjects of these approaches have been young male devotees, including a number of U.S. citizens.