Guru "Tests" The Brides

File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong

Ex-Moonie fugitive guru Jung Myung Seok likes to copy his former mentor Sun Myung Moon by holding mass weddings as a way to increase cult membership and filiality. He also likes to make sure the brides are in good working order before their marriages:

Members are required to submit the results of health checks. Women are personally interviewed by Jung and asked about past romances.

Jung sometimes sexually assaulted the women during those interviews, former cultists said.

Speaking of randy gurus, the world-record busting Sri Chinmoy has found another badge of honor to stick on his pride-filled chest; he just completed the composition of his 13,000th song in Bengali. That's 13,000 songs hardly anyone will hear, but we're sure their din fills the mind of their boastful composer and the devotees who unfortunately get subjected to listening to them.