Stocks Hit High 'Cause Asses Bounce Hard
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Today the Dow hit a new high. Tomorrow the Madharishi is going to credit a platoon of bouncing asses for that outcome.
posted by guruphiliac @ 2:37 PM
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Today the Dow hit a new high. Tomorrow the Madharishi is going to credit a platoon of bouncing asses for that outcome.
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1 Comments:
Yes, the Madharishi has before claimed his ass-bouncers have agency in previous rallies in the Dow. However, even he is smart enough to wait to see if it isn't just a "sucker's rally" that lasts only a few days.
What has agency in the stock market crashes? Why, of course, those of us who aren't yet bouncing ass for the guy.
-David
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