For The Millionth Time

File under: Satscams and Hands Where They Don't Belong

A timeless tale created in a classic form by the Mahashakti (as told by The Observer):

Soon Paul was dividing his time between his girlfriend and son and the foundation. Paul tried to persuade Lucy to join him, but she was wary of Patel. 'The first time I was invited to speak with him he kissed me full on the lips.

I thought, "You're no guru,"' Lucy says.

Read the whole thing. It's as good as a guru-gone-bad tale as there is.