Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The Little Piggy Face Of Oneness

File under: Satscams and Gurus Clockin' Dollars

Kingpin delusion dealer Kalki "The Kracki" Bhagavan steps up the supply to his addicts:
Dear Oneness Deeksha Givers,

Namaste!

It gives me utmost joy to inform you of the most recent divine phenomenon that has taken birth here in the Oneness University. This phenomenon, aptly named the ‘Oneness Blessing’ issues forth from the Srimurthi (portrait) of Sri Amma Bhagavan, which is impregnated with their divine consciousness. Sri Amma Bhagavan have now taken a very special sankalpa (intent) that their Srimurthi transfer a powerful blessing to people that would awaken them to Oneness.

In accordance with their divine will, Deeksha givers pray and gently touch the Srimurthi either at the feet or hands of Sri Amma Bhagavan and ask for a ‘Oneness Blessing.’ In most cases the blessing is experienced as powerful electric shocks that almost knock down the person or as strong vibrations flowing through the body. The blessing could also be experienced in several other ways like a physical deeksha process (much the same as what is generally felt after receiving a strong Deeksha). In almost all the cases so far, receiving the ‘Oneness Blessing’ from Sri Amma Bhagavan has immediately produced a shift in consciousness culminating in an altered state that is more or less permanent. Other results include mystical insights and a continuous ongoing Deeksha process within that takes you higher and higher towards love and joy.

We dasas would therefore humbly recommend that all Oneness Deeksha givers receive this great blessing directly from Sri Amma Bhagavan in your own homes daily. The blessing could ideally be taken four times a day i.e. 6:30 a.m., 12:00 noon, 6:30 p.m. and 12:00 midnight. The reason we are fixing up these timings is that when all deeksha givers pray and receive the blessing at the same time in their respective countries, the blessing comes forth very powerfully, since it becomes like a collective phenomenon that is happening at that time. This would also profoundly affect your own countries in a big way. The effects of receiving the ‘Oneness Blessing’ at the same time is clearly seen in the case of Indian Deeksha givers already. In case of being unable to receive the blessing all four times a day, please join whenever possible; at least two times a day.

At these times of the day, you could sit before the portrait of Sri Amma Bhagavan and invoke their divine presence. Having invoked their presence, you could develop a personal communion with them in your hearts and ask Sri Amma Bhagavan to give you the Oneness Blessing and awaken you to Oneness. In case you are experiencing some emotional disturbances some day owing to the charge in your emotions, you could pray that the charge in the emotion be removed and that you are awakened to Oneness.

Having prayed thus, gently touch the feet or the hands of Sri Amma Bhagavan and wait for some time with your hands on the srimurthi for the blessing to flow through (about a minute or more). You could first touch Sri Amma and then move on to touch Sri Bhagavan or vice-versa or you could choose to place your hands on both of their feet/hands simultaneously; please follow whatever comes to you naturally. Having received the blessing thus, you could thank Sri Amma Bhagavan and if possible move into shavasan and relax for some time. This blessing would come forth from all the portraits of Sri Amma Bhagavan, including the Sri Amma Bhagavan medallions/pendants.

We would be very happy to receive a feedback of your experiences with the ‘Oneness Blessing’
Because involving you in giving us feedback strengthens the delusions we are planting in your mind. We'd also be very happy to receive your dollars for our Hollywood feature film studio, err... efforts to spread our love all over the planet.

41 Comments:

At 12/27/2006 9:55 PM, Anonymous aBitAmazed said...

your article in layman's words:

Yo, fools, the A & B ain't got no time for you cheap fools out there.

For the meantime, here's their photo. touch it, praise it, heck lick it if that's what rocks your socks.

If you got serious $ to burn, we might be able to squeeze you in for a very special private session with
A & B. ;)

A&B ain't in the house for no good reasons. They got somethin' better to do, like making movies y'all.

sign off.
p.s. yo be gentle when touching the pix y'all, it's impregnated aight.

 
At 12/28/2006 7:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gettin' my photo right away, dude. Gotta get that knock down electricity! And it's free! Who could ask for more? Drugs cost money.

 
At 12/29/2006 12:07 PM, Blogger CHUCK said...

Aint there anybody willing to take up for this Kalki dude? How bout you, Pig Stye?

 
At 1/28/2007 2:51 PM, Anonymous seekerheaven said...

I thought that Margot was a very smart woman but she is now promoting this guy.

How does this happen and why?

http://www.margotanand.com/newsletter_march06_indiatrip.html

 
At 1/28/2007 8:25 PM, Blogger jody said...

How does this happen and why?

Kracki strokes the egos of Western spirituality teachers big time. And because those teachers are in the business because they believe they are special, they fall hook, line and sinker for the Kracki's aggrandizing lies.

Anyone who believes that the Kracki is God and that deeksha is anything other than a scam are world-class fools.

 
At 2/24/2007 9:06 AM, Blogger V for Vendetta said...

So you seem to "KNOW" the truth you bearers of wisdom. YOU and not Bhagwan or any Gurus know what is real. You know it because a stream of thought somehow enters your thick skull and you think its you (can we say delusion) but why in gods name would any of you think for a split second that your stream of thought is anything other that the stream that comes from a lower ediface??? If you are so clear and in control of what is then maybe looking into your own bullshit might be the better approach.

 
At 2/24/2007 9:08 AM, Blogger V for Vendetta said...

"I thought that Margot was a very smart woman but she is now promoting this guy.

How does this happen and why?"


Have you ever recieved Deeksha?? If so then there is your answer, if not how in hell could you have an opinion??

 
At 2/24/2007 9:17 AM, Blogger jody said...

So you seem to "KNOW" the truth you bearers of wisdom.

I know that deeksha has as much to do with your own nondual truth as my dog's ass, so if it's nondual realization that you are after, you may as well be shoving mud into your skull cavity for all the good Kracki's deeksha flimflam is doing for you.

 
At 4/12/2007 7:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

u need his blessings more than anyone else..:)
i feel sad for you dear brother.. and i hope that you acheive god soon..:)
may god bless you..

 
At 4/12/2007 7:37 PM, Blogger jody said...

u need his blessings more than anyone else..:)

Sure I do, right after I drill that hole in my skull.

 
At 4/19/2007 2:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trepanation, or the drilling of a hole in the skull, is one of the oldest surgical procedures, and was considered to be a quick route to spiritual progress due to the neurobiological changes that occur when the fontanel is re-opened. Deeksha apparently does the same without the pain, so the sane choice would be to rather try Deeksha first.. its difficult to disbelieve your own experience & you can challenge the Deeksha giver should "nothing happen".

 
At 4/19/2007 8:00 AM, Blogger jody said...

Trepanation, or the drilling of a hole in the skull, is one of the oldest surgical procedures, and was considered to be a quick route to spiritual progress due to the neurobiological changes that occur when the fontanel is re-opened.

Sort of like when they'd feel the bumps on your head to figure out why folks were crazy...

Deeksha apparently does the same without the pain

Because it's doing nothing except giving folks permission to generate a bullshit "spiritual" experience.

so the sane choice would be to rather try Deeksha first.. its difficult to disbelieve your own experience & you can challenge the Deeksha giver should "nothing happen".

Nothing from nothing equals nothing. It's the only reasonable result of deeksha. Anything else is merely made up nonsense.

 
At 5/12/2007 7:01 AM, Blogger posrhyme said...

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At 8/17/2007 10:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The person who did this act dont know
what they are doing.I pray to God to
give some good thoughts to people like this.Amma Bhagwan will see what should be done with this kind of people.May God bless you with good thinking.

 
At 8/17/2007 10:20 AM, Blogger jody said...

May God bless you with good thinking.

May God bless you with the truth, that you are following two out and out criminals.

 
At 12/10/2007 2:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I had the interesting experience of being at one of these so-called Oneness Blessings. I had only read what was on their web site and unfortunately didn't read any further before going. But, being there and making my own impression and THEN reading blogs only confirms that I can trust my intuition. I can't believe what a scam this is. There were so many things wrong with what was happening, but so subtly that it was only further discussions with my husband that confirmed my suspicions. Not to mention finding so many other blogs on the subject. I "received" 7 blessings in a row, and no NOTHING HAPPENED. I have had reki and am a yoga teacher and I am open minded enough to be receptive, but this is just a bunch of nonsense that is a big money making empire. To anyone who still has any doubts, I have to say that you should run away. Anyone who tells you that this can take away all that heals you and says that they want to heal and bring together the world, but then says there is only a limited amount of blessings to give is full of it.

 
At 7/23/2008 4:18 PM, Blogger Nic said...

Please glance above and read over this discussion. Everyone here is doing the same exact thing. One says "Deeksha is right" and another says "Deeksha is wrong." Does this not strike you as silly? Everyone is defending their truth, some going so far as to say they are doing it to help others. Isn't this the basis of religious wars, or any conflict period? "My God is better than yours" or "I am more spiritual than you." Sounds to me like what goes on in a school courtyard, only the object of discussion has changed.

 
At 12/27/2008 7:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's great to question things... its essential to practice descernment, but if you're questioning things to prove that you're right, or that you're superior, than what's the point? It's one ego over another- one illusion over another, an inferiority superiority game. Lets release the judgment, as there is no "right" or "wrong" - realising oneness takes us beyond that. Even though some peoples choices seem weird or strange to another, that choice is right for them. Whatever path we take to realising the truth of our soul, is the right path- its all just learning - so who cares really if Deeksha is not for you and you think its all based on illusion? Be greatful and honour your feelings, release judgment and choose love. That is all.

 
At 2/01/2009 9:42 PM, Blogger subhashree said...

AM NOT EXPECTING THIS COMMENT TO BE POSTED. BUT SURE WOULD BE READ BY THE PERSON CONCERND.
WHO FRAMED THE TITLE . JUST TO GET A PEP UP IN HIS LIFE...AS HE HIMSELF NOT A HAPPY PERSON. HENCE CRAVING FOR RECOGNITION, AND SATISFYING THE MIND BY CRATING SUCH A TITLE... ON SOME ONE..SHOWS JUST NOTHING MORE THAN A SINFULL NATURE. REMEMBER.. THE FACT , THAT IF SUCH A SINFUL NATURE OF DECRYING SOME ONE COULD POWERFULLY EXIST , WHY NOT GREAT EMOTIONS , LIKE BAKTI, SURRENDER, GREAT MYSTICAL EXPERIENCES COULD EXIST..? YES MIND CANNOT THINK THAT WAY. MIND WILL NOT ALLOW U TO ACCEPT, AS IT KNOWS VERY WELL THAT IT WOULD DIE WHEN THE HEART START TO AWAKEN.

SINCE WE ALL FAIL TO EXPERIENCE SUCH GREAT INSIGHTS , FEEL OF DEVOTION, BASIC RESPECT.. ITS TOTALLY UNSCIENTIFIC TO SAY THATS ALL FALSE.

DEAR TITLE OWNER.
PIG CAN EAT THE SHIT THROUGH OUT THE LIFE AND CAN SURVIVE SUCCESSFULLY.. CAN U OR ME DO THAT..? PIG IS GREAT IN ONE WAY IN THE PLANET EARTH.IT DOES WHAT MAN CANT THINK OF DOING.
SIMPLE... THEN THE LITTLE PIGGY FACE OF ONENESS U HAVE PORTREYED.. MIGHT ALSO MUST BE DOING WHAT MAN CANT THINK OFF.. BEYOND HUMAN IMAGINATIONS IN MUCH MORE SCIENTIFICAL MANNER..
THAT SCIENCE IS STILL UNDISCOVERED..AS NO FACILITIES/INFRASTRUCTURE HAVE COME TO DISCOVER THAT.ITS BEYOND HUMAN NATURE, THE DIVINE NATURE IS DOING ALL THESE..RIGHT FROM FRAMING THE TITLE,POSTING COMMENTS..U CAN ONLY EXPERIENCE FINALLY .. CANT UNDERSTAND. IF U WANT TO TRASNFORM GO THERE AND FIND WHAT THAT IS. OTHER WISE.. DIE WITH UR THOUGHTS.

AM SURE THIS COMMENT MIGHT NOT BE POSTED . BUT WOULD BE READ BY THE MAN/LADY CONCERNED.AND THEIR MIND WHICH IS TROUBLING THEM IN THEIR PERSONAL LIVES TOO WILL BE OBSERVED ..ATLEST FOR A MIN.

BE AS U ARE. DONT TRY TO CHANGE URSELVES.TOMORROW FRAME ANOTHER DECRYING TITLE...ON SOME ONE.. CAUSING MISERY AROUND. RULE THROUGH UR MIND NO PROBLEM .. RULING THROUGH HEART.. WILL HAPPEN FOR OTHERS AT THAT TIME DONT COMPARE " Y ITS NOT HAPPENING TO ME.." HAVE BLESSED AND BEAUTIFUL DAYS AHEAD.

 
At 4/22/2009 11:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you idiot.it is a great sin of u commenting the divine avatars.ur stupid mind is not knowing the reality. if they r really true it becomes a great pap.so stop commenting ,mind ur own work.

 
At 5/03/2009 11:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of the requirements of Amma Bhagavan alias Kalki Bhagavan of Oneness University.

1. People’s money.
2. Their devoted precious time.
3. Their total surrender under his feet.
4. Their total devotion to spread his false propaganda that he is God and has miraculous powers.
5. Many Air-conditioned bungalows to relax and enjoy.
6. Many Air-conditioned expensive luxury cars to move.
7. Temples for himself and his wife to satisfy his EGO.
8. Cooks to cook his special food to fill his stomach.
9. Expensive silk clothes for himself and his wife.
10. Expensive Gold and Diamond Jewellery.
11. Personal Beauticians and massagers.
12. A wife ( the Amma ) to satisfy his sex life.
13. A son to take care of his corrupt wealth.
14. A close family circle which takes care of his secrets and properties
15. Paramacharayas , acharayas and Dasas to run his money making business.
16. Film Stars and other figures for his advertisement.
17. Body Guards to protect him and his wife.
18. Security Guards to protect his Mansions.
19. Communication equipment for contacting his close aides.
20. A lot of books written by mostly American scholars to gain knowledge.
21. Doctors to take care of his health problems.
22. And many more poor household helpers for daily comforts…,
23. And many more private needs.

In return you get an hallucination called ONENESS BLESSING “DEEKSHA “which is just a big “ZERO”.

 
At 5/06/2009 12:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In one of the posts I read someone from Oneness university saying that they dont need any money from westerners and that people below proverty line have given their money to Amma Bhagavan. So they themselves confirm that they have taken money from the poorest of the poor people in india. This proves that this Bastard who posed as God and Kalki avathar cheated many poor people and robbed their money. Modern day blood sucker !

 
At 5/06/2009 12:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Bless this Blog and all those who are against this mondern day vampire family called Amma Bhagavan alias Kalki Bhagavan and their dwelling called Oneness University.
This modern day Vampires suck your money instead of blood directly ,which you made by your blood which came out as sweat.

 
At 5/06/2009 11:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you read about Real Masters such as Meher Baba and Shridi Sai Baba you will see that these people are frauds and do not live the life of a real Avatar. IT'S SO OBVIOUS!!!

 
At 6/20/2009 4:36 AM, Blogger praveen said...

Hai Guruphiliac


Actually ur perception is not right.
i saw the people in oneness university doing good things like oneness blessings for mankind etc....
why you people making this phenomenon in way of negative. I ashamed on ur part.

 
At 6/20/2009 4:39 AM, Blogger praveen said...

Hi,jody

Its the bad habbit to add some parts to the images .I think its better you had that part to your own image and i will pusblish that images .

 
At 12/29/2009 3:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yh i agree to praveen.....

 
At 12/29/2009 4:42 AM, Blogger srinivasan said...

its a bad habit of putting that unnatural things on bhagavan. dont repeat

 
At 1/27/2010 2:06 AM, Blogger pavi said...

if u dont believe any thing in this world just go away nd mind ur own business , y criticize others beliefs ......

 
At 3/02/2010 7:53 AM, Blogger madhu said...

I think I have a little juicy news for all those who are supporting kalki(especially the ones who are non-telugu ppl). There is a telugu news channel which exposed the real truth of ur so called kalki.. Its on youtube go check it. I watched it all day yesterday and my heart went out to all those people who did nothing but trust him. He is not just producing a hollywood movie but committed crimes unpardonable like drug dealing etc etc. Well you dont want to believe it just go watch the real facts.

People there is no kalki. If any of you guys know about the real mythology you should know that we are all more than 3,00,000 years away from kalki avatar. If he is really God the person who wrote this article should be dead by now and I should experience something really bad in near future.

I dont know how many people visit this blog let alone reading this comment but the so called enlightenment is not given by someone. Its not a thing. Budha, Ramakrishna Paramahamsa etc etc. All these people acheieved it with no help from others. It is acheived by believing in yourself and not some bull shit some son of a bitch has to say. I am sorry if I hurt any one but I feel really bad for those followers and you will too after watching those visuals. Many people who turned against him were killed.

Just stop being some pathetic weak minded people. Everyone have problems, myself, the person who wrote this etc etc. You have to deal them yourslf instead of running for some electric shock. Hell yeah its cheaper than drugs. I have a little easy solution if you want to have drugs. Go join the ashram as dasagis. Yeah its r8. The are administered with drugs. There are hundreds of people involoved in the scams of this scum and his bitchy wife.

Just dont comment on my mental stat that just pisses me off. Just go lick ur scums feet. He int doing anything but sucking money out from you.

Well I end it with this link. Its in telugu here it is..

 
At 3/02/2010 7:56 AM, Blogger madhu said...

oops!! I forgot to put the link.. here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX221HPi3C0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mS6VGp224c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ711ykBGLM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYARUbve4-M

 
At 3/04/2010 9:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

they are the real robbers of the world , these god-man are the real cheaters .. believe in ur self and u need no amma and bhagavan
just believe in ur self

 
At 3/18/2010 8:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Madhu,
High Court has put restrain order on media not to publish news like this without any base evidents.

If you think people who believe him are idiots, you're one of them too. Why? you are just believing anything thats posted on youtube just like that. What an ignorant idiot!

 
At 7/21/2011 2:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truth is untruth until its urs.......so until u experience anything good r bad dont coment like this on them.keep all ur senses in control and speak

 
At 11/11/2011 12:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you cant see the heaven or your self but you can feel it with shri ammabhagwan. pepal alwes do what they are please repair and cleen your self. love you.

 
At 3/24/2013 11:58 AM, Blogger Amit said...

my name is Amit,India.... i think the admin is big devotee of Sri Amma Bhagavan bcoz he posted the photo of sri Bhagavan in 'Varah Avatar'.......Dear, Here in Oneness University, the Phenomenon is going on since few years very rapidly that is Global Awakening..... The peoples are awakened in all over world more than 161,000........ they are in higher state of consciousness.... u can ask them their awakening experiences or meet them personally.......Remember when there was Christ there was enemy, when there was Buddha that time also negative peoples...... Whenever there negative energy(peoples) arises Avatar manifests...... Here also negetive peoples & here also Sri Amma Bhagavan........ So come to Oneness University meet the awakened persons then find ur own TRUTH.......

 
At 7/06/2013 2:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are full of envy, jealousy, hatred and mainly self-hatred, my dear. Perhaps it's time to look for a deeksha giver and stark taking deekshas so that you can get out of this mess. We can live without your wisecracks and so could you. You will completely give them up once you get rid of the deep unhappiness you have inside.

 
At 9/09/2013 12:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he who calls himself (and his wife) god, lives in a god forsaken castle, and CHARGES people to get in on it. is just a shrewd businessman at best.

find me evidence, bring me historical proof, that Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, and any of these other so called prophets, "charged" people to stay in their company or hear their lessons.

in prayer, when there is mandatory a fee, you best just flee.

 
At 9/09/2013 12:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, this douchebag "promised" a global awakening for end of 2012... lol that has apparently been postponed for humanity's remaining few million more fools to sign up and pay up before he announces global oneness and peace and retires to space or private islands...

 
At 12/11/2014 9:37 AM, Blogger Living and space said...

If u dont know mind ur god or whatever u believe and go on with ur life than deducating others whats the matter. In this world we believe what we see than keeping presense of mind on what we feel going around us. Miracle os something we may see.

 
At 8/04/2015 5:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi guruphiliac, you are a miserable person and I am very sorry for you.
Deborah

 

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