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I have nothing wrong with people astral travelling to the moon or back in time or whatever, so long as they acknowledge that it has as much to do with comprehending ultimate reality and "the laws of nature" as watching TV does.
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posted by guruphiliac @ 5:43 PM
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Look Ma! We've made Boing Boing! Again! And again! Once again! Yet again! And once again!
.... I try to poop *in* the toilet, not *on* it.While we understand that gurus are held sacred by many, they are also public figures deserving of scrutiny. Our primary aim is to inject a little humor into what can be an excessively self-righteous enterprise, and to illustrate the primary truth that no matter how divine their devotees believe them to be, gurus poop on the same pot we do.
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4 Comments:
Betty babe ! The ratio of illuminated fairRus versus despicables like me, can be one and a million. If goodRus are blanketed by peepal like you and BigbadRus are chased away by jody corps, what are we left with ? Dang mule at dimebox? Funny are the ways of this world. Either pocketed by jealous ones or blindly hit by deluded ones? whew ! In a way, betty dont let him outta your gunnybag. You let him out to fame and glory, then he will be found soon by GP which willtear his flesh and demand his blood and bones. He is better off inside that dingy garage hon ! But it appears all bigRus either behaving or having a break right now. Perhaps jody is busy getting his dog's booty fixed after it strayed over the past week in to the neighbirhood. The clueless silence at GP says it all ! hoeva let me roll a good one and get on with my chores of the weak end !
Chuck Ji ! The famous chainsaw massacre happend at dimebox? somehow whenever i try to visualize the 'Leatherface',
i invariably think of you !
they can have that as a disclaimer in the brochure for their four thaousand dollar seminar.
Still does knowledge of ultimate reality and laws of nature necessarily impart compassion and a sense of right and wrong?
http://www.rediff.com/movies/2007/aug/10look.htm
semblance said...Chuck Ji ! The famous chainsaw massacre happend at dimebox? somehow whenever i try to visualize the 'Leatherface',
i invariably think of you !
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You think of me and I think of
yo-mamma! When I think of Jody's dog's ass, I think of semblance! When I think of my mule's ass, I think of Betty! And when I think of Betty, I think of what might have been had I met her in that
7-11 storage room and not Chuck JR's mamma!
Let's leave Betty's Guru alone. If after Maharishi and She She Ravi Shrunknards, Betty has found someone worthwhile, I'd say leave her be! Then maybe she'll leave my mule be and we can get back to normal in the Dime Box mule shed! So much activity and stress has got my hemmroids way out of wack with the rest of me!
I'm almost as hard up as Sly Baba and your own good self, semblance. You need to cut back, bro!
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