L.A. Murder Rate Low – Get Ready For Big TM™ Pimpin'
File under: Satscams and The Siddhi of PR
We're going to make a prediction for the new year, something we can feel deep within our soul: the TM™ organization will take credit for the city of Los Angeles' surprisingly low murder rate for 2007:
Los Angeles is on track to end the year with fewer than 400 homicides for the first time in nearly four decades -- a hopeful milestone for a city so long associated with gangs, drive-by shootings and sometimes random violence.It's coming, we guarantee it. How's that for a siddhi!
Labels: Satscams, The Siddhi of PR
posted by guruphiliac @ 12:31 PM
6 Comments:
Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em For just a measly $2000/hour, I will teach you a technique that allows you to master time and space and manifest an eternal kingdom of heaven here on earth. Send checks now to the Maitreyan Neo-Advaita Institute for Post-Scientologist Buddhism.
Merry Christmas
Send checks now to the Maitreyan Neo-Advaita Institute for Post-Scientologist Buddhism.
Dude, you need to buy a banner ad on Guruphiliac.
I would like to make the observation that those who make the most money in spirituality are those who act the most holier than thou.
also i would like to suggest everyone go look at Gregory's art work at http://gregorylent.blogspot.com/
it is very fabulous, Happy Holidays!
hard at work, this one goes to show that you are hardly at work and want to make some quick bucks, just like me. Only thing i dont believe in quick bucks, especially when it comes to earning, quick bucks only when I bust 'em. Ask my poor momma, she can tell you all about it..
it is very fabulous
Great call, Yo. Greg's artwork is fantastic. The turban gets tipped for that!
If you're correct, Jody, then once again the power of the TM PR machine will have thwarted my efforts of PROVING, once and for all, that ALL good things in the world, even if they are short-lived or misrepresented or statistical anomalies, are a direct result of the time I spend lounging in my hot tub.
And, don't get me wrong, it's not because it's ME in the hot tub. It's because of the tub! I just happen to be the guy in it.
All that said, no matter how often I've alerted the press to the power of the tub, and it's near miraculous power over the entirety of the cosmos, somehow the TM guys steal my thunder (or bubbles) and claim credit.
One day... one day, I tell you...
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