TM™'s Old Coot Steps Down, Still Delusional

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The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, still erroneously thought of as the guru to the Beatles, has handed the reins of the TM™ movement to one of his fake kings and has stepped off, still out of his little old man mind:

"Sometimes it takes time for the world to catch up. The Maharishi is very, very satisfied that the influence has been created and it will only expand and become stronger and better known and more widely applied," Feldman said.

Going to the grave as grandiose as any common variety Napoleon in a mental asylum. A wonderful endorsement for the practice he cribbed, which made him rich, famous, and as nutty as any jay-bird. But there is one thing we have to give the kooky coot credit for: he amassed a fortune in real estate merely by selling sand at the beach.