Chi-Ting Still Galloping Along
File under: Gurubusting
Our pal Sri Sri Swami Kevinandaji is still leading the charge against the many fauxrus and their fawning fans who have set up shop around Tiruvannamalai, the Las Vegas red-light district of Vedic-based spirituality for Westerners visiting India. One of these is some dude who calls himself Gaia. That's a girl's name if ya didn't know it. But what's even more amusing is this guy's girlfriend. According to Kevinandaji:
His girlfriend is a real deal Uber bitch who wears her attitude like a 'strap on' at a dyke's orgy and that's when she's being nice! She must have been spawned from the same Alien pod that Benita and Katrina Von Sass slimed out from (they're the 2 spoilt harridans who turned John deRuiter into such a polygamous figure of fun !)And here comes Satsang Barbie again:
I am blonde, very gorgeous and have an insatiable need to spend money on ME! ME! ME! Your place in the universe is to give sustenance to my retail therapy addiction, while I spout a few spiritual platitudes and give you 30 seconds of my precious attention. As an extra incentive I will be dressed in a shimmering sari (I do so love to be ethnic!) with translucent see through qualities, so when the light is right you lucky boys will be able to see my perfectly formed pubis and vulva... So empty your wallets NOW! You know it's worth it!Apparently, vag-flashing is the new guru blessing around there.
Finally, hanging with Radha Ma sounds like a lot of fun for a freak:
A rich American devotee of Radha Ma has built this wondrous temple as a monument to Sado-Masochism, whips and KY jelly. Do you think if I climbed over the wall I could become a sex slave and develop a life long addiction to kinky sex and general perversion.Ah, a true aghori after our own hearts. We can't guarantee the accuracy of any of Kevinanda's claims, but who cares? It's still fun to read and regardless, these sanctimonious frauds and posers are all due for a good piss-taking, as often as possible, and Sri Sri K-ji is just the man for the job in our book.
Labels: Gurubusting
posted by guruphiliac @ 10:04 AM
12 Comments:
jody , this kevinanda guy makes you look a like a paragon of journalistic equanimity, so i think you should pranam him for that alone. the venom and sarcasm he spews makes me look like mother Teresa! the special poison he reserves for female teachers might be bordering on psycholand!
That's a girl's name if ya didn't know it.
What about jody? :)
What about jody? :)
It's both.
here is what R.MA says about Kev on her blog :
"well this guru chit ing kevin is a harmless funny guy. though he writes about me too, that is the way i look at him anyway. If he can not write about anything he wants to write, then what is the meaning of seeking freedom anyway. If people finds his words are offensive let them bury their dictionary first. I have a hearty laugh though. good work kevin. keep it up. If anyone even if my people threatens u, let us deal them together, U got all the right to write whatever u want to write and I got all the write to laugh at it though. ps I truly dont like ginger bread though"
hey she sounds like she has a sense of humor, that's kind of cool.
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check out Radha Ma's blog for her views on my misogynistic ways www.radhama.blogspot.com
Kevy said: Do you think if I climbed over the wall I could become a sex slave and develop a life long addiction to kinky sex and general perversion
Is this really necessary? I think you probably already embody these qualities, but i can't say i blame you for having the hots for Radha Ma she's pretty cute!
Actually the local Tamils climbed over the wall of Radha's compound and tried to beat her husband up, because Radha had got the local village headman sacked by complaining to the chief of police, because he had been demanding extortionate land taxes from the American devotee who has built the temple of Isis.The headman was very popular and the villagers are now at war with Radha and her rich devotees. What is really going on is much more murky than any of my piss taking and if you are foolish enough to believe Radha's blog,well wake up! Radha is sharpening her needles to put in voodoo dollies of me. Radha is very tough, ruthless and highly manipulative......
i think this kind of stuff goes on in India all the time , i've heard so many stories like this. I really don't know much about any of the people you write about. But in India one day a teacher is accused of murder and then later pardoned. i think there is corruption on all ends. they don't make to many attempts at separation between spirit and state. but i would expect it's not so easy to be female guru in that scene and being a manipulative bitch would come in handy , especially with all those lovely local government honchos.
Hey I thought you lived in Pisspuddle, not Indiah.
Are you one of the Pisspuddle martyrs?
I meant Littlepissup. God bloody hell.
Yo Ms.Mamma, I am not interested in equal opportunities for female Gurus on the make.In the legendary response of Simon de Montford during the Albigensian crusade against the Cathars in the early 13th century,"Kill them all God will know his own!" A very Patriarchial take on the deity,but you get my point!
Dear Anon,Thanx to my awesome powers of Chi-Ting,I am able to reside in the ancestral home of Littlepissup and Tiruvannamalai sumultaneously.But there is a grain of truth in what you say,Tiruvannamalai has just endured cyclone Nisha and it's not just a pisspuddle,we're floating in a noxious flood of every conceivable turd possible,a stew of truly toxic proportions.Mind you it's preferable to 'Bloodbath in Bombay', why didn't those fuckwits contact me?I could have pointed them in the direction of some really choice targets!What a wasted opportunity!
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