Guruphiliac: UFO Creep Will Keep Sweet Teen (For Now)

Sunday, April 10, 2005

UFO Creep Will Keep Sweet Teen (For Now)

File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong and Great White Botherhood

Amadon Amadon, that pervy little 58-year old UFO-guru sex-monkey, has instructed his sweet teen bride to cut off all ties with her family in South Africa.

While her family frets back home, we shudder to think what's in store for the 18-year old Diane McMillan with her new old man. Uh—really old man. We imagine the horrors of servicing that wrinkly old pervert would drive any young woman back into the arms of her family. But as she's been talking to Amadon online since she was 15, we doubt anything short of a full frontal lobe transplant will bring her to back to her senses now.

By way of [Cult News]


At 5/10/2005 8:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yucky old pervert!


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