Amma Asks For Cash To Save US From Eclipse
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On April 14th, executive Ammabots will be performing three special pujas. And it's a damn good thing too:
The Navagraha Homa offered on April 14th has a special significance to America as a nation. The solar eclipse is visible over the United States and this homa will help reduce the negative effect over the United States.You get all three pujas performed in yours or a loved one's name for the low price of $600.00. Just think, you can help Amma save America from the impending ravages of the solar eclipse! Coming soon: Amma's Solar Eclipse Relief Effort™.
Ammabots have no need to worry. They will be directed by the astral milk-fed ganglia growing in their brains to make deposits in the full amount to Amma's bank accounts at staggered intervals. Amma and her swamis know better than to overload the banking system with the rush of their mind-benumbed minions parting with their money.