Guruphiliac: UFO Guru Snatches Sweet Teen From Family

Saturday, April 02, 2005

UFO Guru Snatches Sweet Teen From Family

File under: The Great White Botherhood and Hands Where They Don't Belong

A South African family has been devastated by the flight of their 18-year old daughter, Diane McMillan, into the grabbing hands of 58-year old self-proclaimed UFO guru, Steve Arden. Known as Amadon Amadon (of the Urantia Book) to his devotees, Arden had apparently been stalking the young woman online and proposed marriage to her when she was only 17. Soon after she turned 18, Diane told her parents she was sleeping over at a friend's, but instead flew to Oregon on Arden's dime to marry him.

Arden has already been successfully sued for religious discrimination and sexual harassment, back in 1996. He apparently encouraged his employees to be free in their sexual expression during business hours, where he consults to companies looking to obtain liquor licenses.

Wow! That sounds like the makings of one hell of a party. You've got a creepy 58-year old pervert and a girl so lost she can't see she's involved with a megalomanic wackadoo. Add in all the other lost souls who follow him, plus all that liquor, and we imagine it's a fairly firing freak fest. We see the potential for lots and lots of stupid, hot, drunk, UFO action and some very grunty monkey sex.


At 5/30/2005 10:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah... Seems like most of this stuff is made up. I looked all over for ANY news reports of a 16 year old "taken by the Living Love Fellowship and sexually abused" a couple of years ago as recently reported in South African newspapers... certainly this would have warranted ONE mention in SOME news SOMEWHERE... funny though, there is nothing ANYWHERE.

My guess is it's all a bunch of BS coming from people who would do well to get a life withg a real positive purpose... including pretty much ANY mainstream christian you can name.

Joffrey Bahrain

At 6/02/2005 3:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know aout the 16-year old, but the 18-year old that's in your country at the moment is my cousin. I speak for myself, as well as for the rest of my family, when I say that we'd appreciate comments about "grunty monkey sex" being kept in your own lude and disgusting mind

Secondly, Diane is misguided, but I'd say she is "brighter" than at least 95% of the people in this country, who are brighter than about 99% of the people in your country.

At 6/05/2005 9:08 PM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

I am truly sorry for your family and Diane, and I only mean to draw attention to the lewdness of the whole situation Amadon has put her in. Diane's being misguided isn't necessarily an indication of a lack in intelligence, but it does point to a certain lack of adjustment she felt she could solve by marrying a 58-year-old half way across the world. So while she might be bright, her luminance is shadowed by something that Amadon been able to take advantage of. I hope she comes to her senses and you folks get her back, but I will continue to make fun of him as long as the story is hitting the net.


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