Guruphiliac: Madonna's Kabbalah Prop A Flop

Friday, May 27, 2005

Madonna's Kabbalah Prop A Flop

File under: Satscams and The Siddhi of PR

Ever the strident Kabbalah pimpress, Madonna's follow-up to her successful Truth or Dare concert documentary has already floppedbefore it's been released. The reason? Too much Kabbalahization.

Just like any other narcissistic fanatic, Madge thinks we will all practice her religion one day. So she's taken it upon herself to inform us all of its benefits, using her latest concert documentary as the vehicle for our enlightenment. The problem? Nobody cares about Madonna anymore, let alone whichever pop spiritual fad she's hooked on.

But it puts nary a dent into the continuing metastasis of the Kabbalah Centre, who have yet to reply to the poor Brookline Community Center for the Arts' requests for accommodation in their own building, now owned by the Centre.

We imagine the Rav is getting pretty fed-up of the blonde's ambitions to be the queen of Kabbalah, anyway. We hear he's got a special batch of evil eye energy brewing up just for the moment he decides he doesn't need her anymore. Madge would be well advised to keep a low profile. Her own over-exposure and that of her spiritual hobbies may be her undoing in a way much worse than any universally reviled vanity vehicle her husband can come up with.


At 5/30/2005 4:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously, despite your cynical claim to the contrary, you think Madge is worth a mention!

At 5/31/2005 9:50 AM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

Only as another sadly deluded celebrity prostituting herself (again!) for the Bergs' brand of bullshit spirituality.

At 5/31/2005 9:14 PM, Blogger Soon said...

This really sounds like Madonna is trying to go head to head with Cruise and the Scientologists in terms of warding off the suspicious.

At 5/31/2005 11:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH i gid it!

You're saying that the Bergs are bigger than Madge.

get real, man

At 5/17/2006 1:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I attended many classes and shabbats with her at the Kabbalah Centre when I lived in Beverly Hills, I found her to be a nice humble person, easy to speak with and very cordial. We all have pasts and I think her efforts to share what she believes to be helpful to the world to be quite inspiring, there is no need to personally attack her.

Michael Stephens

At 5/17/2006 8:36 AM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

I think her efforts to share what she believes to be helpful to the world to be quite inspiring

You would, belonging to the same church.

I see those efforts as a combination of her grandiosity and the Berg's greed. There are plenty of other, equally efficacious approaches that don't require one to take out a second mortgage to pay for.

At 9/02/2006 3:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

do u know that know she is into Kracki's hands???
She and all her band of dancers, her sister and her representant.


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