Guruphiliac: Another Star Over The Side

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Another Star Over The Side

File under: Satscams and Gurus to the Stars

Guy Ritchie has allegedly abandoned the S.S. Kabbalah Centre. Furious after his latest movie was savaged by critics, Mr. Madonna has apparently had enough:
He thinks his new gangster flick, Revolver has suffered as a result... Guy is devastated by the mauling the movie... he believes he should have spent more time on set... He also regrets following his wife’s advice and including references to the kooky clan in the film, because critics now view it as a shameless advert for the spiritual following.
We're really feeling for Guy right now. His faux-dom wife's grandiosity has been his undoing. He was once England's new cinematic hope, a Cockney Quentin Tarantino. Now he's seen as the lap dog of an aging pop princess and a shill for her wacky religion.

There's sure to be a mighty rumbling at their English country manor when they return from the Toronto Film Festival. Will Guy hold his ground and continue to can the Kabbalah, or will he coming padding back to his mistress for his leash and a belly rub.

Meanwhile, we hear the Kabbalah Centre PR machine is in super-duper-quadruple red-string alert mode. With K-Fed attempting to read Deepak Chopra; their Madonna-lite, Britney Spears, may not be long for their coffers. And with Guy jumping ship, they may be about to be the cause of the most spectacular celebrity divorce since Jen and Brad. There are interesting times ahead in the celebriverse, all courtesy of the Rabbis Berg and their satscam.


At 9/27/2005 7:24 PM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

what this has to do with "gurus"?

The Kabbalah Centre is run by the Berg family. The elder "Rav" Berg is purported to be a divine person. His son Yehuda is going to run it after the Rav dies.

And that's what it has to do with gurus.

At 9/27/2005 7:28 PM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

Hi Joan.

Thanks so much for bringing your experience to the blog. However, it would be more effectively placed in the comments of the latest Sally Kempton entry. If you were seeking to reach out to Sally and/or other ex-devotees, you'd probably find more contact there.


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