Monday, August 22, 2005

Attack On Amma!

File under: Amma All-Over-The-Planet

Amma has survived an attack by a crazed devotee! Shocking us out of the Mendo fog we've been stuck in since our trip to the Green Triangle, we are glad to report that she is ok:

The assailant was overpowered by the inmates of the Ashram even as the person was just ten feet away from where the “mother’ sat at that time conducting bhajans. He had a knife.

But Pavithran denied he had intended to harm Anandamayi. He told investigators that he had only wanted to move near the Mother and have her ‘darshan’ and her ‘blessings’ through a ‘hug’
Oops! Maybe we should have performed a reverse astral milk management puja, enabling Amma to have at least a little bit of her mind-numbing secretion as a means of protection against crazies like this guy. Sorry, girl. We owe you one.

In all honesty, we are glad that Amma is ok. We may kid about her a bit more than her devotees prefer, but we too recognize that she's the real thing, despite all the abhorrent hoopla she encourages around herself.


At 8/23/2005 9:47 AM, Blogger repo said...

Aw, although we too are an Ammabot, we must say that we kind of enjoyed your devil's advocate view of Amma. Please don't go all devotional on us!

At 8/23/2005 10:30 AM, Blogger jody said...

That's not going to happen, repo. We're blessed to be hooked up to the real Kali, not the namby-pamby impersonation known as Amma. There's no need to worship the "G"-rated wannabe when the XXX-powered reality has Her fist up our ass.

At 8/23/2005 9:16 PM, Blogger Bottie said...

Jody is deleting my comments.=(
Check this out before he deletes it too.

At 8/31/2005 9:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thankyou for feeling compassion for Amma's devotees and posting the recent post of the "attack"


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