Guruphiliac: Stocks Hit High 'Cause Asses Bounce Hard

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Stocks Hit High 'Cause Asses Bounce Hard

File under: Wackadoo Gurus and The Siddhi of PR

Today the Dow hit a new high. Tomorrow the Madharishi is going to credit a platoon of bouncing asses for that outcome.


At 10/05/2006 10:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, the Madharishi has before claimed his ass-bouncers have agency in previous rallies in the Dow. However, even he is smart enough to wait to see if it isn't just a "sucker's rally" that lasts only a few days.

What has agency in the stock market crashes? Why, of course, those of us who aren't yet bouncing ass for the guy.



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