Guruphiliac: Paris Pimps A Fauxru

Monday, March 03, 2008

Paris Pimps A Fauxru

File under: The Siddhi of PR

Oh Ma! You truly do love us! Thanks for bringing our two favorite things together into one stunning image:

A vapid pop princess pimping a preening poseur guru.

Update: As we revealed in the comments yesterday, today it was reported that Paris' "guru" is actually Hollywood actor Maxie Santillan Jr.



At 3/03/2008 2:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you say he is a fauxru jody? Any links ? No that whatever comes in the print is real but then usually you furnish details. But I dont know if miss a link here about this guy ?

At 3/03/2008 2:12 PM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

Sources have him as this guy.

At 3/05/2008 3:48 PM, Blogger Peggy Burgess said...

maybe he moonlights as a guru, it's the new waiting tables. much more age appropriate for this guy.

At 3/10/2008 11:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it!

It's amazing how many layers of bullshit are behind things that are fed to the starving masses. They swallow everything that relates to their "deities." A good example of a deity is Oprah. Whatever comes out of her lips is considered the gospel (see link to Eckhart Tolle, shit-spewing tool of Satan, above). She is the ultimate filter of reality and comfort for a lot of people. She has become a caricature of herself, a sure sign of having reached deity status. I wonder what brand of toilet paper she uses. Gotta get it asap.

What does it all mean in the end? That people don't read or think anymore, but just want to be entertained. Even being entertained is too much for many, as it involves a bit of thinking, so really, they just want to be titillated. The more juice in the titillation, the better. It has to have the usual formula of celebrity doing something that makes the voyeur/reader feel better. Absinthe for idiots.

I must say that I like the picture of Paris and the Fauxru, they make a handsome pair. Even their walk seems to be similar, the forward hip-thrust of runway models. Always love that forward hip thrust!

At 3/11/2008 1:05 PM, Blogger Zubin said...

I guess we've all been punk'd:

SFGate Article

"Paris Hilton's night out in Hollywood with a bearded 'guru' last Saturday was staged by Ashton Kutcher for a new TV show, designed to exploit the media."


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