Naked Guru's New Autobio

File under: Gurus Clockin' Dollars

Ex-hippy washout William Gans tuned in, turned on, and dropped out to India in 1969, took initiation as a Naga Sannyasi, and is now about to leap back into the West with his new book, "Baba: An Autobiography of A Blue-Eyed Yogi."

We see a very bright future for the Baba if he decides to launch a career as a bigtime guru out here. He's got a fairly interesting backstory, knows his way around a chillum, and will be rocking more censors than Janet Jackson at a Superbowl with his nakedness. This alone will generate more than enough PR for the Baba without his having to resort to the mind-control tactics employed by other bigtime gurus here.