Kid Abusing Nazi Guru Goes Down

File under: Gurus Doin' Time and Hands Where They Don't Belong

Former Nazi nurse Paul Schaefer, leader and founder of the "Colonia Dignidad" cult and commune, was captured and indicted in the disappearance of a leftist in Chile. Schaefer, on the lam since 1997, is also accused of multiple sex crimes against children.

Schaefer was once a collaborator with the Pinochet regime, making his facility available for the torture and execution of political prisoners. He preached that harsh discipline would bring his devotees closer to God. We guess their captivity insured they were a cooperative flock.

Don't ask us why, but we get a picture of a Fraulein Paulina and "her" flabby flesh hanging in a black latex nurses' outfit, complete with red swastikas on each of "her" breasts, standing over a chained captive, commanding, "Now tell me I'm a sexy, sexy baby or I'm going to cut off your tongue!"