Saturday, April 02, 2005

Ramtha Holds Open House To Schmooze Wary Locals

File under: The Great White Botherhood and Gurus Clockin' Dollars

Everyone's favorite 35,000-year old Atlantian and his con woman mouthpiece recently opened the Ramtha School of Enlightenment to local residents of Yelm, Washington, where the school is located. The residents were understandably wary after a wall was built around the school, which apparently teaches students to read minds and be stupid enough to believe that JZ Knight is the exclusive conveyor of the spiritual wisdom of a 35,000-year old.

Students of Ms. Knight's produced and directed the recently released film, "What the Bleep Do We Know." We know that anyone dumb enough to believe they are getting spiritual lessons from a 35,000-year old warrior from Atlantis deserves those lessons, and deserves to lose the money they paid for them.

But since everything runs in cycles, there's a whole new crop of ready-to-be duped sheep permeable to the regurgitated ideas in the movie, ones lifted primarily from books like The Dancing Wu Li Masters and The Tao of Physics. But we imagine that those who accept the fact of a 35,000-year old warrior being channelled by a blonde former housewife probably don't read much beyond the 3rd-grade level anyway.

1 Comments:

At 4/03/2005 11:45 PM, Blogger Gyan said...

No wonder this film felt like a huge infomercial.

 

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