Swami Premananda In The Pokey For Life—Twice
File under: Gurus Doin' Time and Hands Where They Don't Belong
The Supreme Court of India upheld the double life sentence of the little girl rapin', devotee murderin' Swami Premananda. Convicted in August 1997 of 13 counts of rape against teenaged girls and the murder of a person staying at his ashram; Swami Premananda makes Al Swearengen look like a schoolmarm in a little house on the prairie. We imagine the Swami's ashram must have been a real "gem."
Coming to the rescue like the Sheriff of Deadwood is an old favorite of ours—Maitreya, "The World Teacher." The fictitious "messiah" and his minions, Ben Creme and Share International, are engaged in a pro-Swami Premananda publicity effort on their website.
It has us scratching our heads. What does Swami Premananda have on Maitreya that would cause New Age™ con man Ben Creme to stick his neck out like that. Did the Swami steal the key to the secret inner chamber deep within Mount Shasta where the Great White Brotherhood meets, forcing Maitreya to listen in on meetings by para phone? Or could there have been some hot, hunky avatar action between the two. Maybe the Swami got sick of being the World Teacher's bottom and took it out on those poor girls, leaving sad Lord Maitreya with no one to lord his avatarship over in those games of "daddy" and "son" he enjoyed so.
If that's the case, all the big M has to do is show up in Tamil Nadu, India, a rootin' an' a tootin' an' a shootin'. A few bodies later and he's got multiple life terms, a joyous reunion and some hot, hunky, avatar, prison action!