Ménage A Trois Guru Strikes Out

File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong

James King, leader of the New Gnostic Church in the Seattle, Washington area, finds his flock in flight from him after it was revealed he and his mistress had seduced Samara Lane, the 17-year-old daughter of a devotee.

Apparently, it was known among the group that King had a wife and a mistress, as well having carnal knowledge of various other members of the church. But when his string included her daughter, the elder Ms. Lane had reached the limit of her tolerance. It appears King had or tried to have sex with many of his female devotees as way to help them get clear of their "sexual issues," as he described them.

It's clear to us that this guru was a dog, and his day is over, for now. Currently under investigation along with his mistress for having sex with a minor, former devotees are astonished they fell for it at all. But the need for positive mirroring in people who are insecure is all it takes for a horny megalomaniac with a little charisma to make himself God. Thankfully this one was knocked out of his self-made heaven before it really got out of hand.