Babaster Spawn Swim On

File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong and The Siddhi of PR

We happened upon this side-project of our compatriot Sai Baba Exposed the other day. It lists the various gurus competing for a slice of the godman-obsessed simpletons' pie by their association with and/or emulation of the inimitable Sai Baba, the boy-diddling godman extraordinaire.

Rumor has it he's coming to the States this summer, but there may be the little bitty issue of the U.S. State Department advisory against the manfruit-loving guru:

U.S. citizens should be aware that there have been unconfirmed reports of inappropriate sexual behavior by a prominent local religious leader at an ashram or religious retreat located in Andhra Pradesh. Most of the reports indicate that the subjects of these approaches have been young male devotees, including a number of U.S. citizens.

It's likely he may be denied a visa, which is just fine with us. We're not sure the North American continent can stand the weight of three holy avatars at the same time (Ammachi and Mother Meera being the other two.)