Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A Movement For Maha Dummies

File under: Gurubusting, Satscams and Wackadoo Gurus

Another day, another bullshit spiritual cult that's nothing more than the grandiose psychic vomitus of a pathological narcissist. That's right, we've stumbled upon the Maha Devi Ascension Movement:
The true nature of the group began to emerge only when one member, Duane Reed, broke away and spilled the beans to a local newspaper. He identified the leader of the group as an apparently wealthy German woman named Gabrielle [Wilson], who claims she is divine, and, according to Reed, is "the highest source of God on the planet...an immortal being from Atlantis and Lemuria who has the capabilities of building pyramids and turning people into God."
And now, the unfortunate citizens of the South Pacific island-nation of Niue have to contend with them. We extend our prayers and sympathy to the poor souls trapped with these clowns and their spewage now.

Update: A reader offers his firsthand knowledge of Frau Wilson and her brand of nuttiness:
Actually, I was there some time ago. The German Goddess was dainty, fussy, and spoke at great, dizzying lengths about how she could lead us all to a higher plane. When she was done with her weekly speeches, we had to bow with our foreheads to the ground in front of her. The food was great, she spared no expense, although it was expected that members eventually learn how to survive without it. The games were fun...she liked to get everyone together and have spastic dances, or singing chorus lines. (It was a great hang-out for awhile, but one always had to wonder about the Kool-Aid!)

She let me know that my having a girlfriend would be solely her choice. Everything was her choice. It's her game. A very interesting experience. I hope she finds some happiness, somewhere, and I hope she's careful with people's lives.
Just like we said, Wilson is merely another pathological narcissist who thinks she's God.

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16 Comments:

At 2/28/2007 1:52 PM, Blogger CHUCK said...

It's better that these dumbass-cension people stay in Niue irritating the poor natives there. If they were to come to Dime Box, Texas and bother the natives, they might get rope drug behind a Chevy!

Never trust a German goddess, they are the worse!

 
At 2/28/2007 1:57 PM, Blogger jody said...

Ahhh... The long-awaited return of the CHUCKster.

Huzzah!

 
At 2/28/2007 3:55 PM, Blogger CHUCK said...

jody said...
Huzzah!
............

Thanks, Jody, and I hope you mean it. I was thinking I had started to blemish the rareifried air of guruphiliac and drive the serious game away!

I spent the last couple of weeks out in the Big Thicket trying to contemplate what is and what is not the truth. Unfortunately between the seed ticks, dog ticks, and tick birds, the fire ants, chiggers, blow flies, gnats, and the circling buzzards, I could get no peace! I felt I had been cursed by semblance. Besides that I was tired of wiping my ass with a corn cob.

So I'm back, if you'll have me...

PS The t-shirt is still available.

 
At 3/01/2007 4:13 AM, Blogger semblance s and orchestra said...

Besides that I was tired of wiping my ass with a corn cob.


wOO hOO ! Thats the Big Thicket for you Chuck. Know what ?
I seriously plan not to cross your path this time. Just let you rattle your wisdom. Now that you are back to civilization, get dirty again chuck...

 
At 3/01/2007 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHUCK said...
I was thinking I had started to blemish the rareifried air of guruphiliac and drive the serious game away!

You are quite correct in thinking this, Chuck. After you showed up here, numrous nut cases were drawn like flies to your poop. Serious thinkers such as the Blade have lost interest. The best thing you can do is simply fade away...

 
At 3/01/2007 10:43 AM, Blogger jody said...

The best thing you can do is simply fade away...

Chuck lives under my umbrella here, and is welcome as long as he would like to be. He fills a niche that I've filled in several online venues in the past, the garrulous critic who pokes and prods to see what kind of reaction is evoked.

Blade seemed to take Chuck in stride. I imagine he's got better things to do than hang our here so much. I don't see Chuck as the cause of Blade's disappearance, but even if he was, I see that more as Blade's problem than Chuck's.

That said, I would like to see more of the both of them around here.

 
At 3/01/2007 1:54 PM, Blogger CHUCK said...

jody said...

Chuck lives under my umbrella here, and is welcome as long as he would like to be.
......................

Thanks, Jody. I just hope that umbrella is big cause I have pretty much gone to seed. Seen from behind I look like 5 acres of bluebonnets! Semblance, I hope you enjoy I corncob I have mailed to you...

 
At 3/02/2007 4:21 AM, Blogger semblance s and orchestra said...

Chuck said>>>>>>>>Semblance, I hope you enjoy I corncob I have mailed to you...

~~~~ No chuck. They confiscated the carton and quarantined it at the airport terminal. They told me based on the forensic reports they will decide whether to allow it inside the country or send it back to the owner. Mostly in my assumption, it should come back to you. Some memorobilia chuck....

 
At 3/02/2007 11:04 AM, Blogger CHUCK said...

Darn, semblance, I thought you could make a corncob pipe out of it!

 
At 3/02/2007 1:58 PM, Blogger semblance s and orchestra said...

CHUCK said>>>>>>>>>I thought you could make a corncob pipe out of it!


~~~~ No. I like my pipes clean.
Just last week i got a brand new teracotta pipe made like snake head with two bulging eyes that glow like fireballs when the weed is burning inside the pipe.
Where are you chuck?

 
At 3/03/2007 12:48 PM, Blogger CHUCK said...

semblance s and orchestra said...

Where are you chuck?

....................
Semblance, I exists beyond all defitions and distinctions of time and space. Aside from that I am in the good old US of A, the greatest country in the fucking world!

 
At 3/04/2007 3:37 PM, Blogger semblance s and orchestra said...

Aside from that I am in the good old US of A, the greatest country in the fucking world!

~~~~Chuck ! Infact US of A is the only country that fucks(aimlessly) hard in the whole world.

 
At 3/05/2007 8:40 AM, Blogger CHUCK said...

semblance s and orchestra said...
~~~~Chuck ! Infact US of A is the only country that fucks(aimlessly) hard in the whole world.
.........................

Would that make the USofA a true "tantric Nation" because she will fuck all, regardless of pesonal beauty?

 
At 3/06/2007 6:47 PM, Anonymous C said...

Actually, I was there some time ago. The German Goddess was dainty, fussy, and spoke at great, dizzying lengths about how she could lead us all to a higher plane. When she was done with her weekly speeches, we had to bow with our foreheads to the ground in front of her. The food was great, she spared no expense, although it was expected that members eventually learn how to survive without it. The games were fun...she liked to get everyone together and have spastic dances, or singing chorus lines. (It was a great hang-out for awhile, but one always had to wonder about the Kool-Aid!)
She let me know that my having a girlfriend would be solely her choice. Everything was her choice. It's her game. A very interesting experience. I hope she finds some happiness, somewhere, and I hope she's careful with people's lives.

 
At 3/16/2007 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am providing this as important, revealing info...I'm hoping to help folks understand what they may be getting into.
This is from page 13 of the Maha Devi Ascension Movement Overview...the same group who is starting the Ananda Health retreat on Niue; "Excellent [mostly organic] vegetarian and raw food restaurants are provided to everyone who joins the community. It is expected and required that every person will either be a vegetarian or quickly become one. Further, it is expected that everyone will move to a raw food diet, and eventually to juices
and then to being a breatharian and pranarian. these are necessary steps for ascension."
Understand that breatharians don't eat food...they live on air.

 
At 10/12/2007 6:57 PM, Anonymous Chris said...

Maha Devi Cult Stuff Selling On eBay!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=220159929384&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=012

 

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