Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Another "Lord Of The Universe" Jackoff

File under: Gurubusting, The Siddhi of PR and Wackadoo Gurus

Another day, another nutbag self-declares his supremacy over all of reality. Meet Sat Guru Maharajji, an avatard based in Nigeria making a big stink over himself:
LEADER of One Love Family, Ibadan, Oyo State Sat Guru Maharajji has called on Nigerians to jettison various religions and religious teachings that tend to project one race as superior to the other.

The self-acclaimed Lord of the universe stated this recently in Ibadan during a press briefing to mark the 20th anniversary of the Sat Guru Maharajji village and its importance to the world.

Sat Guru Maharajji, who described Ibadan, the location of the Sat Guru Maharajji village as the highest spiritual centre of the Universe added that it has placed Nigeria as the new destination for the new world.

He said "Here is where you meet the Lord of the universe Sat Guru Maharajji face to face physically, and have 13 years added to your life span, plus the highest gift of life (divine knowledge), the key or panacea to all human problems free of charge."
Of course, he pumps his own place up at the expense of all others:
Enjoining Nigerians not to travel to other parts of the world in fulfillment of religious obligations, Sat Guru maintained that such places outside Nigeria were products of years of manipulation. "There is absolutely no need to travel to any so called holy lands in the middle East, Europe, USA, far East etc because they are hybrid plastic monuments faked up through the ages by our oyibo brothers to create division between the human race, through scandalising the blacks," he said.
Nice little racist touch there, Maharaj!

Apparently, empty promises and the ability to lie right through your teeth is all that is required of Lords of the Universe these days. Too bad the line of these losers is like a mile long at this point.

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4 Comments:

At 5/08/2007 10:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sat Guru maintained that such places outside Nigeria were products of years of manipulation.

Wonder why the Indian (sanskrit) name then ?

 
At 5/08/2007 10:08 PM, Blogger sattvicwarrior said...

have you heard of GURU PRASAD of the AJAPA YOGA foundation in JAMSHEDPUR??
founder was GURU JANARDAN PARAMAHANSA to bring it to light so to speak...
Curious of what your take on that is:)

 
At 5/10/2007 3:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just surprised that I'm not getting e-mail or faxes from the guy asking me to "please allow us to put our considerable fortune into your bank account, for the reasonable sum of just 20% so our poor exiled family can live......" like so many other scam artists working out of Nigeria. This is just another "lads of Lagos" (coined by the Secret Service who investigates their work inside of the USA, btw) scheme.

 
At 12/01/2013 3:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I do have heard only blind people who don't have faith in God go there...

 

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