[Ed.note: While we appreciate the intent to distribute reliable information about sexual matters in a neutral and forthright manner, we just couldn't resist taking this crack at you know who.]
An angel alit to show us how Kalki Bhagavan's youth outreach website, experiencefestival.com, is a balls-to-the-wall how-to for kinksters:
Anal masturbation is autoeroticism focusing on the anal area. For humans, common methods of anal masturbation include the insertion of fingers or sex toys such as butt plugs. Stimulation with a finger or fingers is most common. Anal masturbation - Method. Anal masturbation can be pleasurable for men and women of any sexual preference.Oneness and sodomy, straight to you from Kalki Bhagavan.
Maybe 2012 isn't going to be such a disaster after all.