Guruphiliac: Prem Rawat To World: F You!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Prem Rawat To World: F You!

File under: Gurus Clockin' Dollars, Satscams and The Siddhi of PR

He flies himself around the globe speaking about peace and charging up the ass for it, occasionally handing out a 5-figure check to some needy org, but only so it can be heralded by multiple, self-aggrandizing press releases. Meanwhile, he goes and spends 60 f-ing million dollars on himself for a brand new Gulfstream GV-SP.

According to a tipster, it might very well come with a gold-plated toilet:
Speculation is rife if Prem got a gold plated toilet in his new toy. This follows on from a habit of his formed in the 70s when he got his slave devotees to refurbish a Boeing 707 and installed a gold plated toilet on Maharaji's instructions.
Aren't you glad that Prem Rawat cares so much for the world that he upgraded from one carbon-emitting monster to an even bigger monster, and one he paid more for than the GNP of some of the countries he purports to be helping?

We imagine that shit in a gold-plated toilet stinks twice as bad out of the ass of the monster hypocrite sitting on the thing.

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At 7/24/2007 4:44 PM, Blogger stuartresnick said...

Boy, I must be getting old. To any of us who were aware during the 70s... it's worth remembering that Prem Rawat is the same guy who called himself "Guru Maharaj Ji" and claimed to be the Perfect Master, Lord of the Universe, and all that.

When I was in Jr High, a buddy of mine had a sister involved in Maharaj Ji's ashram. They were big in Miami Beach (near Muktananda's ashram where I stayed for 6 months). Hell, I even did a school report on this guy, and I still remember one of their chants:

Maharaj Ji, Maharaj Ji
Satguru, Satguru
You're a Perfect Master
You're a Perfect Master
We love you. We love you.

He became Prem Rawat when the "Lord of the Universe" biz didn't sell quite as well as planned. The amazing thing here is, one day he's the Messiah, and the next day he's running these seminars, without any mention of all those times he let thousands of devotees line up to kiss his feet. Couldn't we expect at least a little explanation? An "Oops, sorry about that 'I'm God' thing, never mind!"


At 7/24/2007 6:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good work Jody - i am from India but i dont remember reading or seeing anything about this fake Prem Rawat. I have seen some/heard discourses of Satpal on TV, was not aware that its their family business :).

At 7/24/2007 6:19 PM, Blogger stuartresnick said...

Wow, I even found the original source material for that Middle School report I did on Guru Maharaj Ji aka Prem Rawat:

At 7/25/2007 12:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read what his ex-devotees have to say.

At 7/25/2007 8:19 AM, Blogger CHUCK said...

I saw him in the astrodome in Houston. From where I sat the little fellow looked like a white maggot sitting primly on a towering pile of horse shit!

The one I liked was the younger brother wearing sequined suits and acting as band leader of a jazz orchestra. That fellow rocked! His older brother and mother were more sour pussed and horse faced than my granny and my Uncle Luther who both had a preponderance of facial moles as big as pencil erasers!

At 2/22/2009 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no, no that's old hat, the gulfstream! no sooner has he spent 60 million dollars of donation money on that thing, now he would like the following : a sonic airplane, helicopters (i believe he's got these already), and inflatable hall and seating area, yes you read right an inflatable portable hall. this is the same guy who wanted to make a magic mansion in the 70's but it didnt really pan out for him! yes watch out world, cos rawat's about. god help us!!!

At 3/20/2009 3:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lord knows why prat face flies around the globe preaching peace, prat face is the least peaceful prat on earth.
rawat has the most contempt towards his innocent victims, and all humanity in general.

even peace has become unpeaceful in his presence, not to mention rawat is so shameless that even shame felt shame and left.

what a avaTURD, shri shameless, classless, blathering wet blanket of glorious crap he really is.
he could fly his own hot air balloon with the hot air that comes out of his unroyal gob.

but saying that i dont think even a hot air balloon could lift his hefty ego and hefty sagging jowls, if you think the face is bad, dont even look at the rest of him!

At 3/28/2009 2:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the most whitewashed avaturd of our times, whitewashed by his unroyal self all the time.

whitewashed to such an extent even hitler would feel proud of rawat.

they are quite similar in their viewpoints in general anyway.

whitewash the mistakes and erase the victims, whitewash and revise, revise and revise the past and then erase it from memory as if it never happened. dont talk about it, cant read about it, because those magazines have been burned away during institutionalised whitewashing governed by rawat.

rawat the great whitewasher leader, what a kind, leader of peace he really is ........

shudder, shudder, shudder.......

At 4/01/2009 3:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

propaganda, propaganda, propaganda, visit my website or go to my programs, one thing is clear - the propaganda.

i'm gonna take over the world very soon, shameless, shamfull and shameful propaganda.

my words of peace tv series, though there is no peace left in my words, because of the unrighteous, unethical and immoral life i've led which has hurt innocent people. still my so called words of peace program is watched by 200 million people in the western world alone!

and guess what? when people see me on tv, they become so enamoured by me that they immediately tell so many people about me, then those people tell others and on and on. i'm irresistible!

it's all happening, i'm gonna conquer the whole world.

every year i go to india to wash away my sins by playing holi. "the past is washed away during holi" i say.

i know my sins will be covered up by the colours thrown on me and my sins will all miraclously be washed away by the the gallons of water sprayed on me.

how convinient, how clever i really am. i've got god right on my side and in my pocket. what a wonderful person i am, i mean i'm unbeatable, i'm the best, the world says so!

so says the frog/toad/fish/planet of the apes ape lookalike, eyebrowless, zit covered, high pitched, tuneless singer (no, you dont want to be exposed to rawat's singing!) humanitarian leader who does not have any human qualities!

go figure!

At 4/24/2009 1:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guess what folks, rawat now wants to be the voice of all 7 billion people on the planet.

whether you like it or not, rawat has decided to plonk himself on that pedestal and you better love him for it.

here's another recent quote:

"I am the voice for all those who are silent, for all those who pray, for all those who hope for peace. For the nearly 7 billion people in this world who silently yearn - I am that voice."

yes pratwat, and can you really tell me when you have ever been the voice of anyone good?

let's see: you totally ignored for a total of 25 years the victims of child abuse that occured in your cult by your holy men.

i'm sure those children were silently praying for years and years, then how come you ignored them?

you ignore the exes who shout
loudest, praying you'll take responsibility for all your wrong doings.

your response: to ridicule and dismiss them off hand and quite often incite everyone else to join in as well!

when you closed the ashrams and chucked devotees out on the street with nothing, i'm sure they were praying silently too

not that it ever did reach your deaf ears

when you do yet another fundraising event for publicity

when theres already millions of dollars (estimated 100 million dollars) of donation money already hoarded safely in your coffers

i'm sure then decency itself is praying for mercy!

the emperor really doesnt have any clothes on but it's not funny because the lunatic is running the kingdom!

At 4/26/2009 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a little correction, i said above:

when you do yet another fundraising event for publicity

i meant to say the following:

when you do yet another fundraising event TO GIVE TO CHARITY, for publicity

when theres already millions of dollars (estimated 100 million dollars) of donation money already hoarded safely in your coffers

i'm sure then decency itself is praying for mercy!


the devil wears prada?
no the devil wears armani like prem rawat!

At 2/15/2015 6:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The people who are expressing yourselves on this site are fucked up. Get a colonic. Get a life.


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