Guruphiliac: The Kracki Is Kinksteriffic!

Friday, October 05, 2007

The Kracki Is Kinksteriffic!

File under: Satscams

[Ed.note: While we appreciate the intent to distribute reliable information about sexual matters in a neutral and forthright manner, we just couldn't resist taking this crack at you know who.]

An angel alit to show us how Kalki Bhagavan's youth outreach website,, is a balls-to-the-wall how-to for kinksters:
Anal masturbation is autoeroticism focusing on the anal area. For humans, common methods of anal masturbation include the insertion of fingers or sex toys such as butt plugs. Stimulation with a finger or fingers is most common. Anal masturbation - Method. Anal masturbation can be pleasurable for men and women of any sexual preference.
Oneness and sodomy, straight to you from Kalki Bhagavan.

Maybe 2012 isn't going to be such a disaster after all.



At 10/06/2007 7:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Kalki Bhagavan is anal retentive. He is controlled by his wife and is a mouse in her presence. He sounds similar to "Deseased Osho" or Rajneesh. Rajneesh way was to have all kinds of sex constantly with anyone. He thought only when a human had enough experiences in this world then they will turn to God. So work it out to the max.

At 10/06/2007 1:44 PM, Blogger Peggy Burgess said...

The following grammatically incorrect, simple minded dreck is brought to you verbatim from the Global Oneness Website. It is just proof that old stoners can write copy and say the same old incoherent shit they said back in the 60's . obviously they took their smoke break during English class. I QUOTE....

" Lets face the fact that we are all dependent on each other and that we all has individual responsibility for the well being of all life on the planet. We are all one and if one part of humanity is suffering the whole humanity will be reached by its consequences
• Support all sorts of initiatives that unite people in mutual actions and projects aiming at creating global oneness. UNQUOTE!

I hope you all has empathized with my consequences man! If we just had all sorts of dope we could save the world! That is so deep , hey. pass that reefer, cough cough.

FILE UNDER JUST CALL ME BHAGAVAN: I love this so I have to include it,
"Sri Bhagavan (used to be called Kalki or Kalki Bhagavan by devotees, however, he prefers to be called just Bhagavan) the founder of the Golden Age Foundation in India, is considered to be the living Avatar capable of giving enlightenment. Not only to a few individuals, but to the whole mankind. " THIS GODMAN IS SO HUMBLE!

FINALLY, a disclaimer of sorts, I guess this is how they get away with having all kinds of smut on this website and I'm guessing it attracts all kinds of advertising. Hey, God has got to pay his bills too biatch! How huge is it?
"Global Oneness is a huge, really huge, web site. Almost whatever you are searching for within health, spirituality, personal development and inspirationals - you will find it here!"
YES. But very poorly written and I'm guessing researched not at all! A bunch of gobelty gook obsured by sanskrit cribbing and astrological mumbo jumbo. Of course it must be true ,I can't understand a single word ,cool!!!!

At 10/06/2007 3:57 PM, Blogger Aspiration said...

These articles from are actually just copies of Wikipedia articles. Here the issue is less Kalkis involvement or recommentation of sexual practises, but rather of electronically spamming the net. I just found sentences on their site , I once formulated myself for a wikiarticle, or wikipedia cleanup notices. See this example. It says: "This article is in need of attention. You can help Wikipedia by editing it into a better article.
Please also consider changing this notice to be more specific." I guess their software doesn't really know what it's copying and thats bad enough.

At 10/07/2007 9:00 AM, Blogger CHUCK said...

Yomamma, I am gobstopped by the oneness world! Perhaps these hombres are applyin the anal sadhana techniques as they write this stuff. Da Free Jack has passed judgement on Bugavan Kalki--in the form of gas!


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