Friday, March 18, 2005

Ammabotics On The Move

File under: Amma-All-Over The Planet

Not content to just control the minds of her devotees with the intellectually corrosive qualities of her astral breast milk, Amma and her Ammabots have successfully taken over the control of a new transportation system in Goa, India.

This marks yet another milestone in Ammachi's plan for complete global domination. Having already mastered the art of turning thinking humans into mindless automatons, she now moves forward by turning mindless machines into instruments of her will. We predict that soon all machines in India will only function under her command. Seeing as tech-support for all the world's computer systems is now based in India (and not by coincidence mind you,) it's just a very small step for her to gain the control of every machine on the entire planet.

So if your car suddenly starts making a beeline for San Ramon, California; Santa Fe, New Mexico; or Ann Arbor, Michigan, don't say we didn't warn you.

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