Egyptian Guru Busted For Being God

File under: Gurus Doin' Time

Ahmed Ibrahim Abu Shousha, the leader of an obscure Egyptian sect of some kind, has been sentenced to jail for 3 years and 3 months for claiming to be God, or 3 months and an $860 brib--err, we mean fine.

Apparently, any religious protestation outside of Islam is forbidden by law in Egypt. We suppose this means we won't be able to go over there to preach the religion of sex and drug--err, we mean union and sacrament.