Nazi Guru Faces More Charges

File under: Gurus Doin' Time and Hands Where They Don't Belong

Ex-Nazi nurse and guru Paul Schaefer has been charged in the disappearance of another leftist in Chile. Recently arrested and deported back from Argentina, Herr Schaefer is also being investigated for sex crimes against children in Germany and France.

We only hope the Chilean authorities allow him to have his black latex nurses' outfit while he is in jail. We're sure he'll be able to find someone there to call him a "sexy, sexy baby" for a pack of smokes and a week's worth of jello servings.