Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Guru Marv Poppins?

File under: Gurutainment

A friend told us a story about an old guru who walked barefoot most of the time. This produced a rather impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

Thus he became a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

2 Comments:

At 4/06/2005 1:19 PM, Anonymous taj said...

IIRC this one originally referenced Mahatma Gandhi.

 
At 4/06/2005 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anca said...

Well, this cracked me up. Now if only I could say it 10 times fast...

Thanks for making the world safer for punsters!

 

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