Ammachi: The Most Bang For Your Buck?
File under: Gurus Clockin' Dollars and Amma All-Over-The-Planet
Ammachi has made it to her San Ramon retreat center in Northern California. Thousands have already come for a hug. An ex-rock star came for a healing. And all have been exposed to her mind-numbing magic mommy milk.
And her people are talking to the press:
Only about 2 cents of every dollar donated to Amma's charities go toward overhead costs, said one of the M.A. Center organizers, Rob Sidon.Sounds like Rob has overdosed on that milk, and we think our incredudar just blew a fuse.
The net loss of adulthood appears to have been minimized by our milk management puja. But just to be sure, we will be attending an Amma satsang and hopefully report back from about the same age as we went in with, provided our personal milk countermeasures hold up. If we come back gurgling like an 8-month-old, drop everything, leave the house and head for the hills.