Friday, November 04, 2005

Wife Of Kabbalah Guru In Hot Water Too

File under: Satscams, Gurus Clockin' Dollars and Gurus Doin' Time

Osnat Youdkevitch, CEO of the Kabbalah Centre in Israel and wife of the recently indicted Kabbalah guru Shaul Youdkevitch, is herself the subject of the ongoing fraud and extortion investigation.
Police sources estimated that it would have been impossible for Youdkevitch to commit the alleged offenses without his wife, who serves as CEO of the center, knowing about them. Therefore, she was brought in for questioning at the fraud division offices.
Their main offense would be the bilking of $50 grand from a man seeking a cure for his wife's cancer. The Rabbi suggested Kabbalah water—very expensive Kabbalah water, as the solution to her dire health situation. And perhaps surprisingly to some, it wasn't. She died.

The Rabbis Berg and their allies better watch their backs. There's an unfriendly maverick on the loose, and he or she has apparently got the power to drain Kabbalah water of its miraculous healing properties. Perhaps it's the other Kabbalah rabbis, the ones who aren't in it for the money or the star-fucking. Either way, it's looking like Yahweh isn't smiling on the Kabbalah Centre's antics so much anymore. Esthermagedonna better find a new religion before she goes down with the ark.


At 11/06/2005 2:26 PM, Blogger Anonymouse said...

Well, I understand the person with cancer was sick, and all, but you know what Zappa says about givin all your cash to religious orgs:

"There's a big difference between kneeling and bending over!"

(One more point for the man with the nose.)

At 5/12/2007 2:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the charges were dropped the following week. The widower withdrew his accusations.


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