Devotees Rampage After Guru's Staff Snatched
File under: Backroom Gurudom
Guru Narendra Maharaj just wanted to fly from Lucknow to Mumbai with his Brahamdhand (religious staff). Airport security had a different idea and would not allow the staff on the aircraft. 500 followers of the slighted guru show up at the airport to protest, and 195 of them are arrested as rioters.
Narendra is rolling deep, y'all! This guru is a kingpin. All he needs now is a campaign manager.
Update: All is well now, mostly. Narendra's staff has been delivered in Mumbai, allowing him to feel confident in his guruhood once again.